Man Arrested For Breaking Into House To Save Dog From Imagined Fire While High On LSD
According to WNYT, a drugged out man living in Bumblef**k, New York had a really bad trip and did major damage to his neighbor’s home…
Troopers say 43-year-old Michael Orchard of Inglewood Drive told them he mixed LSD with cough medicine Thursday afternoon and they found him, standing heroically with a dog in his arms outside of what he thought was a giant inferno.
“He believed that the residence was on fire and he was rescuing the dog,” said Trooper Mark Cepiel, Troop G Spokesperson.
Neighbors tell NewsChannel 13 Orchard went around the neighborhood banging on doors yelling about a fire. Since no one would help, because there was no fire. The animal lover took matters into his own hands to save the dog, allegedly driving his black BMW sedan through the fence. Troopers say once Orchard got through this fence with his vehicle, he got out, went up to the back door, smashed through it and went inside to save the family’s large white dog.
When Mr. Orchard came down from his high, he found himself charged with 2nd degree burglary, 3rd degree criminal mischief and put in county jail on $15,000 bail.
Don’t do drugs.
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