British Man Tries To Steal Blinds From Store
English police are on the hunt for a thief who allegedly stole venetian blinds from a high-end store this past weekend. Cameras surrounding the store captured the big dummy stuffing blinds down one leg of his pants and up the back of his jacket.
Yes, that huge rod sticking out from his hoodie is not part of his body. Eyewitnesses at the store who observed the bloke steal the blinds later saw him toss the set after being spotted by authorities.
Shade won’t get you paid if you steal them!