Goin’ Too Hard: UFC’s Flaccid Face Smasher Jon Jones Suspended Over “Contaminated Cialis”

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Jon Jones Suspended From UFC For 1 Year Over Failed Drug Test

Well, well…here’s a story you don’t hear everyday.

In the past we’ve reported on the substance abuse and subsequent rehab of Jon “Bones” Jones. Jones pulled himself out of a major UFC fight back in 2015 3 days before the bout in order to seek treatment for his “condition”.

Today, FoxSports announced that Jones has been suspended from the UFC for one year after failing a drug test.

According to the documentation, Jones tested positive for hydroxyclomiphene and letrozale metabolite — two anti-estrogen drugs that are banned at all times — from an out of competition sample that was collected on June 16. At that time, Jones didn’t declare any supplements or other substances he was taking.

During his hearing, Jones told the USADA that he was under the impression that he was taking something similar to Cialis, the erectile dysfunciton drug, and there are no banned substances in the pill. The active ingredient in the meatprint papi pill is Tadalafil, Jones was adamant that he was ignorant to it’s chemical composition.

“On the evidence before the panel, the applicant is not a drug cheat,” the arbitrators wrote in the final epilogue in the resolution rendered. “He did not know that the tablet he took contained prohibited substances or that those substances had the capacity to enhance sporting performance.

“However by his imprudent use of what he pungently referred to as a ‘d!¢k pill’ he has not only lost a year of his career but an estimated $9 million. This outcome which he admits to be a wake-up call for him should serve as a warning to all others who participate in the same sport.”

Lesson learned, runnin’ around out here trying to smash these hoes to smithereens could coust you $9 million.

That some real expensive box, brotha.

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