Jolly Saint Nickel-Bag: Florida Cops Pop Santa Claus For Intent To Distribute Meth And Mary Jane

- By Bossip Staff


Florida Santa Claus Arrested For Attempting To Sell Meth And Weed

Santa Claus is REAL shady this year

A story in ActionNewsJax reveals just that. A man named Issac Geiger was arrested for intent to distribute methamphetamine, marijuana and resisting arrest.

Cops got a tip about drug activity, they responded and saw Geiger standing near a suspicious looking truck…

Once he saw police, Geiger ran from the parking lot. The suspect tripped over his Santa pants running and fell to the ground. Detectives tried to take the suspect into custody but he rolled onto his belly and put his hands under his body. The suspect refused to comply and continued to resist police for some time, JSO said.

Detectives were finally able to put Geiger in handcuffs. Police found a plastic baggie in Geiger’s left shorts pocket, which he was wearing under the Santa suit, and cash in his right shorts pocket. The detectives stood Geiger up to finish searching him and he attempted to run again and was tackled back to the ground by the detectives. He continued to resist and reach for his waistline and was held on the ground until more police could arrive.

In the U-Haul, police found marijuana, a scale with marijuana residue, and a black pouch containing MDMA on the front driver seat. Inside a five-gallon orange bucket with a white lid on the driver’s floorboard was additional marijuana, a yellow substance known to contain THC, Molly, Ecstasy pills, money and a digital scale with residue and a box of plastic baggies.

Merry Lit-mas. SMH.

Image via Jacksonville Sheriff

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