First Family in Martha’s Vineyard
The First Family arrived in Martha’s Vineyard for their summer vay-kay and it’s Fort Knox from what we hear! No press allowed!
Bossip has learned that there will be no press allowed to report on the President’s whereabouts in Martha’s Vineyard due to how small the town is. The White House has demanded that the press not take any pictures or contact any outside sources revealing the family’s location as it is very easily accessible to the public and outsiders who may intrude on the safety of the President and his family.
Finally looks like the President will get some much needed rest.