Random Ridiculousness: Woman Steals a Whole Case of Beer and Some Sodas Between Her Legs!!

- By Bossip Staff

The woman pictured above is Lisa Newsome. She was arrested earlier this week for ganking a 24-pack of Bud Light between her legs…

ZACHARY, La. — Grocery store cameras caught the woman taking a 24-can case of beer from a cooler, exposing the 20-pound case between her thighs by pulling up her housedress, pulling her dress back down, and waddling out of the store. But it took a while to identify and find her. Lisa Newsome, 42, of Baker, didn’t deny anything when she was arrested Monday, said Capt. David McDavid of the Zachary Police Department. “She wanted to demonstrate it …” he said. “I told her, no thanks, I wasn’t into that.”

We have got to do better people. This is ri-damn-diculous. SMH.

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  • Hannibal

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  • drenk

    @ Nique – he’s a seasoned veteran at that, a horse couldnt make him miss a breath

    damn i wish i had that type of leg strength!

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    Somebody took those old suzanne somers thighmaster commercials from back in the day a little too damn seriously.

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    OMG!!!!!! STOP! I laughed out loud on that one!!!!!! LMAO

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    @ …..

    thats exactly what I was thinkin too!!

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    @ Wha

    LMAO

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    why the hell didnt they just give her a ticket.

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    I don’t know what Hannibal says because I skip all of his that’s what you do once you discover nonsense.

  • Old Timer

    They could have given her a ticket, but they didn’t.

    In the deep South, that is called a “public shaming.” They are going to shame her, her family and community into making her do right.

    I don’t think that it worked, do you?

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    Is Flava Flav gonna post his sister’s bail?

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    its clear this women has a drug problem and maybe even mental problems,lets not be so hard on our own people……..i pray the dont lock her up and just let her out to steal again to support her habbit….this woman needs rehabilitation not just jail time

  • Butterscotch

    This is nothing new. Angela Davis has been talking about this type of behavior for years. During her stint in prison, she saw first-hand how inmates generally acquired MORE skills on how to get over illegally. There was very little rehabilitation going on. At the speech I attended, she talked about female inmates demonstrating how to steal TVs between their legs. I guess this woman had the same idea.

  • Butterscotch

    @yvette320

    “i pray the don’t lock her up and just let her out to steal again to support her habbit….this woman needs rehabilitation not just jail time”

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    give the woman a coke and a smile and send her along her way!!!

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    I guess she was thirsty….lol

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