Caitlyn Jenner Says Sex With Kris Jenner Made Her Uncomfortable
No, Caitlyn is releasing her scandalous, tell-all memoir Secrets Of My Life, and she’s keepin’ it 100 about literally everything…including her sex life with Kris Jenner back in the Bruce days.
According to PageSix, Bru-…Caitlyn was not very fond of sex with Kris:
“We fall in love quickly (we marry after seven months),” Caitlyn, 67, writes in an excerpt published by People. “Since — let’s not kid ourselves — everyone wants to know, Kris and I have good and frequent sex at the beginning.”
Caitlyn, who underwent gender reassignment surgery in January, describes the sex as “imbued with love” but admits she wasn’t “entirely comfortable” with the act.
“I tell Kris about my gender issues before I make love to her. This will always be a subject of dispute between us,” Caitlyn laments. “She insists that she was taken by surprise by my ultimate transition to Caitlyn, which obviously means in her mind that she did not know enough.”
What kinda foreplay is THAT?!?
Bruce: “Hey babe, I’ve been thinking about this all day…”
Kris: “Oh yeah, baby? This good-good been on your mind?
Bruce: “Huh? Oh. No. I’ve been think about how I feel so confused. I don’t think I’m supposed to be a man.”
Kris: “Does that mean that I don’t have to give you sloppy toppy?”
Bruce: “Ew. Gross.”
This revelation has set off a firestorm of jokes and memes on Twitter, mostly inspired by a tweet from comedian Jim Norton.
Flip it over a few times to see reacts to Norton’s tweet.
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On the following page, you can hear Kris Jenner’s response to Caitlyn’s low-quality coochie claims on KUWTK.
Do you feel bad that Kris’ cooch is being disparaged like this?