This Could Be Interesting: Pumpkin Bisque POTUS Says He’ll Swear Under Oath That Comey Is Lying

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Trump Says He Will Give Sworn Testimony Refuting Comey’s Allegations

Yesterday’s political circus felt like a pivotal NBA Finals game considering how the NBA Finals have gone this year.

James Comey’s sworn testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee charged that Donald Trump is a liar, a defaming demagogue and an all around untrustworthy person. None of which is a surprise to anyone with at least 1 eye and 1 ear.

However, that hasn’t stopped the euphemistically truth-bending Cheeto-In-Chief from fighting back against what many consider a forthright testimony from Comey.

According to CNN, Donald is ready to swear to God to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth as well:

“One hundred percent,” Trump said when asked about his willingness to deliver sworn testimony.

He adamantly denied Comey’s claims that he asked him to end the FBI’s investigation into national security adviser Michael Flynn.

“I didn’t say that,” Trump said.

The burnt sienna blowhard also refused to comment about the “tapes” he hinted at in his ominous-as-oatmeal tweet about the former director of the FBI several weeks ago.

“I’ll tell you about that sometime in the very near future,” Trump said.

Asked again, Trump said: “I’m not hinting anything. I will tell you over a very short period of time.”

No need to get our hopes up quite yet, but the more Trump tweets, talks and rants, the better. From what we’ve seen thus far, he’s more than capable of incriminating himself.

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