Crappy Birthday! Carrot Purée Trump Turns 71 Today, Let’s Celebrate With Social Media Slander

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Donald Trump Turns 71 Today

The President of the Electoral College of The United States, Donald J. Trump, turns 71-years-old today. And while most consider aging a gateway to gaining wisdom, we can’t imagine this dirty sweet potato POTUS getting anything but dementia (and hopefully impeached).

We know that conservative media like Bigot-bart and Faux News will fawn over and fellate their chutney-colored Commander-In-Chief, but we thought it much more appropriate (and fun) to dig up some quality slander and take a good long piss in his gluten-free Metamucil.

Have a good night, Melania!

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