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12 Inmates Escape Alabama Prison With Peanut Butter Trick
What type of Looney Toons, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd bulls#it is THIS?!
A report in the USAToday details how 12 inmates sentenced to Walker County Jail in Jasper, Alabama used peanut butter to trick the dumbest correctional officer in the history of Earf.
Everyone knows that criminal, and specifically inmates, are the most resourceful people alive, but there is no way in HELL that this lame prison break scheme should have worked.
The prisoners covered the numbers on a jail door with peanut butter which fooled a new employee into thinking that he was opening a cell door, when he was actually opening up the door to the outside.
Although the department wouldn’t detail how exactly the men escaped, it’s safe to say they probably bum rushed the door and knocked the moron guard to the ground. Just a guess.
Fortunately, all but 1 of the 12 inmates has already been captured and the last man standing is expected to be brought back to the whoscow tonight.
Sounds like they were just smart enough to plan HOW to escape, but not smart enough to figure out what to do after…typical.