Unlucky Punk Tries To Jack 3 Football Players And Gets His Face Beat Into An Emoji

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Bernalillo County Sheriff’s Office

Gah-damn gah-damn!

Man Gets Beat By 3 Football Players After Trying To Jack Them

Some unsmooth criminal out in Albuquerque, New Mexico got his azz kicked after trying to rob the wrong group of friends. KRTE Reports 21-year-old Angelo Martinez attempted to stop three football players as they were leaving practice at a local community center, and asked the guys for a ride. The men agreed, but after they arrived at the drop off point, Martinez pulled out a gun and demanded the men get out of the vehicle.

The men got out of the car, but when they saw Martinez fumble the gun, one of the men jumped back in and punched the dude in the face. The other players then joined in, beating Martinez up before restraining him until officers arrived.

Police said the gun was not real, but discovered Martinez was also carrying a knife along with a note that read, “Give me the keys to your wip and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don’t make me kill.”

That man looks like a cartoon alien now! What a buffoon.

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