Bye, Bye, B.A.N. Melanin-Allergic Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Resigns From Office

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David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff

There is not a single thing we will miss about this douchebag.

According to USAToday, self-hating Sheriff David A. Clark Jr. turned in a letter of resignation today.

“Pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 17.01, this communication is submitted as the notice of my resignation as Sheriff of Milwaukee County commencing Aug. 31, 2017, at 11:59 p.m.,” stated Clarke’s resignation letter.

He didn’t say WHY he was quitting his job, nor do we particularly care. He’s free to lick as many white people’s boots as his tongue will allow him. As long as he doesn’t get another job that gives him any type of authority to make life difficult for Black folks and minorities, we’re perfectly content.

May his chicken forever be unseasoned, and his biscuits dry. Black Lives Matter, lil b!tc#!

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