The dolphins hired an offensive line coach pic.twitter.com/E3PATEWkGf
— Spooky Hendrix (@GoHeadBlockMe) October 9, 2017
Dolphins Coach Get Booger Sugar Busted & Shatters Twitter
Miami Dolphins assistant coach (well, EX-assistant coach) Chris Foerster makes a living coaching offensive lines that are, um, sliiiightly different than the lines he snorted in a leaked video currently fueling a poon-poppingly delicious NFL scandal. But wait, there’s more: The person who posted the video is woke Vegas skripper Kijuana Nige who wasn’t feeling his ashy Kap views (or the fact that his team demands players stand for the anthem) despite him professing his love for her in the video.
“White people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” the lovely p-popperess wrote in a deleted Facebook post. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU!”
Ah yes, if this sounds juicy, it absolutely is, and the whole entire internet EXPLODED.
BREAKING: Miami Dolphins unveil new logo for the rest of the 2017/18 season. pic.twitter.com/yEsmE845YK
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) October 9, 2017
Peep the hilarious chaos over over ex-Dolphins coach Chris Foerster’s booger sugary skripper scandal on the flip.
seems like #Dolphins’ Chris Foerster takes his job as coach of the o-line a little too literally… pic.twitter.com/z1WWnFo8V6
— Andrew Luck (@FauxAndyLuck) October 9, 2017
This is the video supposedly of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting coke before a meeting pic.twitter.com/L7ZsdZMH7U
— Ollie Connolly (@OllieConnolly) October 9, 2017
What if I told you, you need more than an o-line to sniff the endzone?
30 for 30 presents: 3rd and Snort pic.twitter.com/tqhUkoIxwR
— Bus, the Art Guy. (@BillionBus) October 9, 2017
The dolphins hired an offensive line coach pic.twitter.com/E3PATEWkGf
— Spooky Hendrix (@GoHeadBlockMe) October 9, 2017
BREAKING: Miami Dolphins unveil new logo for the rest of the 2017/18 season. pic.twitter.com/yEsmE845YK
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) October 9, 2017
Chill RT @stephenasmith @MiamiDolphins pic.twitter.com/MU5EQl7Vx2
— Black Marlins Man 🍗 (@ampaveli) October 9, 2017
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That dolphins coach gonna roll over tomorrow and check his phone like pic.twitter.com/NZwxu4nSC4
— Dolemite (@JohnDaDon_) October 9, 2017
“He was on that WHITE, Max Kellerman! BLOW! YAYO! NOSE CANDY! Things of that nature…..” pic.twitter.com/mrzOuQU0xu
— 👻🎃Young Person⚱️⚰️ (@EricTrillman_) October 9, 2017
Kap would be too much of a distraction but your OL coach showing up to practice like… pic.twitter.com/QpuP47BOiS
— Nice Person (@JestGen) October 9, 2017
“Doing coke before meetings?!” pic.twitter.com/uckzcz73pb
— Oluwacloutinho (@Nigerianscamsss) October 9, 2017
Alright guys let’s hit the showers and do some wind sprints pic.twitter.com/5RXkFhg8qt
— Fight Me IRL (@DillEsq) October 9, 2017
seems like #Dolphins’ Chris Foerster takes his job as coach of the o-line a little too literally… pic.twitter.com/z1WWnFo8V6
— Andrew Luck (@FauxAndyLuck) October 9, 2017
Well, he is the LINE coach 👃🏼🍬#Dolphins
— Doug Gottlieb (@GottliebShow) October 9, 2017
Hopefully no video comes out of the Dolphins coach doing anything REALLY bad like kneeling for the national anthem.
— Sean Highkin (@highkin) October 9, 2017
So now we know why the Dolphins O-line blows.
— David Furones (@DavidFurones_) October 9, 2017
Wait, coach got snitched on in the name of Kaepernick and the kneel? pic.twitter.com/T4NZXO8xdN
— 🎃DeMarre Scarell🎃 (@francisadujr) October 9, 2017
Oh, the Dolphins coach was snorting white lines?
Want to know what else has white lines? THE AMERICAN FLAG.
He is a patriot.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) October 9, 2017
Miami Dolphins OL coach: “hey record this real quick” pic.twitter.com/IoOY7UMcZb
— U Bum (@AD_Renaissance) October 9, 2017
Hey. It's me. Dolphins o-line coach Whatever The Fuck My Name is. Here's me recording myself doing something thats gonna ruin my fuckin life
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) October 9, 2017
The Dolphins OL coach is the most Miami story ever.
— Jorge Sedano (@SedanoESPN) October 9, 2017
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