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Usher Files Motion To Get Herpes Lawsuit Dismissed
Assume your own risk for that d!ck.
Ya boy Ursher is one step closer to getting the itchy and tingly sensation out of his life.
“With a one in six chance that any given partner could have genital herpes, plaintiff assumed the risk of contracting an STD each and every time she chose to have unprotected sex with a casual, consensual party,” Usher’s attorney Steve Sadow stated.
“To be perfectly clear, [Usher] is not asking the court to pass moral or societal judgment on plaintiff,” the documents state. “[Usher] is only seeking the correct application of the legal doctrine of assumption of risk as interpreted and construed in Georgia’s appellate decisions.”
Dirty game, literally, but he’s got a point.
If you don’t want to get wet, get under that umbr-ella, -ella, -ella ay, ay, ay.