P Is For Phinesse: Master P Has An Old White Sugar Momma And It’s Hilarious
Master P Is Goals
Master P is life goals for real. He’s damn near a billionaire. He runs a record label. He played in the NBA. He is a legend. And now he apparently has an old white lady to buy him luxury cars. According to XXL, her name is Simin Hashemizadeh, and she is the CEO at South Pacific Surgery Center in Beverly Hills. The two have been an item for a minute and lookee here.
Master P was a drug dealer, an NBA player, a rapper, entrepreneur, then as rich nigga still found a sugar mama… no one man is this lucky. https://t.co/IJUOmWJf4g
— Fire Lord Zuko (@jordansparrow_) October 23, 2017
Master P is doing everything he damn well pleases. Which makes Twitter want to know what they’re doing with their lives…hit the flip for the jokes.
Master P gotta be in his 50s, that mean he got a 70+ year old woman buying him shit for his companionship.
— Leaky Resonator (@Lucky__Lefty_) October 23, 2017
Master P net worth $350 million and still gotta sugar mama. P for President.
— Tierra C. (@TierraLC_) October 23, 2017
$500m Worth Master P still has a sugar mama
Money shouldn't change your hustle Kings! https://t.co/28NRoQ96B0
— Enekem 💎 (@EnekemGreg) October 24, 2017
If Master P has a sugar mama, what am I doing wrong in life? Man has well over a half a billion dollars under his name…
— Keø° (@Lifeof_TheDon) October 24, 2017
Currently looking for a sugar mama like Master P’s… My dm’s are open feel free to slide
— Cyril Grayson Jr. (@thec1_) October 23, 2017
how does master p have a sugar mama and what am I doing wrong
— spooky chef. 🎃 (@SuperChefLan) October 23, 2017
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I’m sorry I’m still stuck on the line “Master P’s Sugar Mama” pic.twitter.com/xWtqADguaz
— Dani (@__DaniNicole_) October 23, 2017
Master P is worth like $500M and has a sugar mama. I bought one single solitary tall can of hurricane tonight and drank it alone.
— Disrespectful (@iSettle4Whores) October 24, 2017
Master P’s sugar mama bought him a wraith. Keep your money king👑 you earned it 💞💁♂️
— Alec Bellavari 🆎 (@ABELLAVARI) October 24, 2017
Why Master P got a sugar momma? Most men with all that money his age get them a younger woman he did the opposite.
— DELVIN BOLDEN (@DaRealPluckB) October 24, 2017
MASTER P GOT A SUGAR MAMA YUP I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LIKED HIM
— KingFool™ (@sto0d_) October 23, 2017
#SideNote: Master P's sugar mama bought him a Rolls Royce.@MasterPMiller keeps trying to School “Folk” but no 1 listens. #FreeGame pic.twitter.com/7pUqbInqXU
— ToughTalkRadio® (@MrGhettoCNN) October 23, 2017
master p made it outta the hood all 3 ways—trapping, rapping, hooping—and then stacked half a billion and thennnn found a sugar mama.
goat.
— 引きこもり (@wemadeoutonce) October 23, 2017
Master P a millionaire & got a sugar mama. pic.twitter.com/9idj7wOFIo
— Bruce Wayne (4-2) (@TheDarkKnight08) October 23, 2017
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