Escort says she shot a man twice in head over lack of oral sex skills

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Escort Shot Man Twice Over Unsatisfactory Oral Sex

Bad sex could lead to gunplay.

According to a report in HeraldNet, an escort in Washington state was arrested and charged with first-degree assault, first-degree robbery and first-degree identity theft. 21-year-old Marissa Wallen readily offered what she thought to be a perfectly good reason to pull the trigger:

Wallen had gone to the apartment on Oct. 21, and she shot him twice in the back of the head, “because he was performing (a sex act) wrong,” according to her statement.

That’s right. This heffa done damn near killed this man talmbout she did it because he was no good at face massaging the punanny. Some ol’ bulls#it.

Marissa Wallen is not only a business-minded bed wench, but a wallet snatcher to boot.

She is also accused of swiping his credit cards 82 times from October 22-November 5, racking up $12,000 in charges.

Marissa Wallen is about to go from under a male to under a jail. Adios.