Pettiest (And MESSIEST) #ThanksgivingClapbacks From Thanksgiving 2017

Auntie: why are you always on your phone

Me: why is your daughter always on her knees #ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks17 pic.twitter.com/FTCfjfWjKb

— 🎀Rahya🎀 (@Jamaican_gyaaal) November 22, 2017

"I didn't drink when I was your age"

me: can't drink when your pregnant…🙃 #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/wWq7EZW1ro

— cherry (@rainbowtwixxx) November 20, 2017

Aunt: all these men out here and you decided to be a lesbian
Me: all these men out here and you still ain’t got one#thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/2omt97C60J

— Kait 💫 (@itzzkait) November 23, 2017

Uncle: "Phones aren't allowed at the dinner table."

You: "and You aren't allowed within 100 yards of a elementary school!"

#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/9wZcuKmFKm

— ARMANI🤵🏽 (@MisterArmaniX) November 20, 2017

Uncle: When are you going to get a gf?
Me: When are you going to tell your wife about yours? #thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/Rm2bRzIlJ1

— AJ Elliott (@rukia474) November 19, 2017

Auntie: what you use to dry them dishes?
Me: your cornbread #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/9ljJN6abX2

— ellie ayers (@elliemayers) November 23, 2017

Aunt: You need to stay out grown folks conversation.

Me: You need to stay out of married men beds #ThanksgivingClapbacks pic.twitter.com/Z0RWFFJqZN

— Holiday_clapbacks (@Clappbacks) November 17, 2017

Grandma: Why you eat so much
Me: Cause I still have teeth #ThanksgivingClapbacks pic.twitter.com/NanYGIyu5f

— Tati 🤪 (@mixedbaby7) November 18, 2017

Cousin – “Atleast I got my G E D…”

Me – “Atleast I know my D A D….”#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/flijJRWMon

— Feminine Energy ☾ (@AskBoutTaee) November 23, 2017

grandma: pull up your pants

me: pull up your titties#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/gY4S9ahP8Q

— rene (@rs012501) November 20, 2017

#ThanksgivingClapback
*gets asked this for the 346th time*
Family member: What you majoring in again ?
Me: This plate with a concentration in finishing it in peace pic.twitter.com/E9UVoNt1gE

— Boomhauer (@youlovemylips) November 22, 2017

relative:your parents still supporting you
me: the government still supporting you 👀#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/XorsHQir5S

— ♡ PEACHESNCREAM ♡ (@Priscillaokay_) November 20, 2017

Aunt: you gained some weight niece
Me: that happens when you consume something besides crack#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/DGAp8XTxsr

— Niya 🍁🦃🍂 (@ratedpforpetty) November 17, 2017

Cousin: Stop running in and out the house!

Me: Stop running in and out the clinic #ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks pic.twitter.com/1T6Iucxae8

— ThanksgivingClapbacks 🍗 (@WatseHisTime) November 17, 2017

Auntie: How they grades??

Me: Just like your weave. NOT on track. 🤧 #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/ka70H92XmH

— Desi // 🌞 (@norminahlives) November 19, 2017

Mom: I’ve never seen your grades

Me: I’ve never seen my dad#ThanksgivingClapbacks17 pic.twitter.com/PJHkjnpHmy

— Brianaire IAmComedy™ (@Brianaire_iac) November 17, 2017

Aunt: Why you got the iPhone8?
Me: Why you still living off section 8?#ThanksgivingClapbacks17 pic.twitter.com/AOicrsKbSv

— Tati 🤪 (@mixedbaby7) November 19, 2017

Aunt: "so what colleges you applying too ?"
Me: "what college did you go too?"#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/HvwKL7Klzt

— 🦋✨ (@Casssssiiiidddy) November 17, 2017

Aunty: Boy you keep changing girlfriends.
Me: you keep changing baby daddies. #thanksgivingclapbacks17 pic.twitter.com/D6pfgLfNhF

— Savage on 95th ST (@YoungPoppa95) November 21, 2017

Aunt: you still “bisexual?”
Me: you still by yourself? #ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks17

— Nadeja. (@heroinXsheek) November 18, 2017

Aunt: Why is your makeup 5 different colors?
Me :Why your kids have 5 diffrent last names?#thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/oxGFlfn0wS

— Tiara💕👑 (@TheMelanin101) November 23, 2017

Aunt: "How do you always have new shoes with no job?"

Me: "Why you always got a new man, but no ring?" #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/H647E8YXID

— Tai 🤑 (@sincerely__tai) November 20, 2017

“How are you on your third plate?”

“How are you on your third husband?”#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/LAbgUkhTCb

— Theo Do The Most 🐶 (@DatHurdler_Theo) November 18, 2017

Auntie: Remember when you use to be fat?

Me: Remember when your husband wasn't cheating?#ThanksgivingClapbacks17 pic.twitter.com/zdITfLyIZU

— D.Freeman (@Frizz_Freeman) November 21, 2017

Cousin: Ya momma said we can play in your room

Me: #ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks pic.twitter.com/R3YNEYmovV

— ThanksgivingClapbacks 🍗 (@WatseHisTime) November 22, 2017