Fixture It, Jesus: White Woman Achieves Peak Caucacity By Getting Engaged to Her Chandelier

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UK Woman Gets Engaged To Her Favorite Chandelier

A 33-year-old English woman, Amanda Liberty, has revealed that she proposed to her favorite chandelier on Valentine’s Day. Not only that, she’s also continuing an “open relationship” with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers….ahem……huh?

Liberty told Caters News, “You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” She explained that she first saw her now fiancée, named Lumiere, on eBay last year, and it was love at first sight. “I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her. Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”

So, yes, this white woman is in a real relationship with a light fixture, but it’s an open relationship, as she sleeps and cuddles with a different chandelier every night. She says, “None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities,” and also they don’t get jealous of one another because, you know, they’re chandeliers.

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