Men On The Internet Are Jealous Of Michael B. Jordan
Michael B. Jordan has been the man on everyone’s mind since he the release of Black Panther, where he absolutely murdered his role as Killmonger. Girls have been fawning over the actor for years now, but with him bulking all the way up to play a villain and doing a million and one interviews on his press run, he’s literally everywhere for us all to enjoy.
Women haven’t been quiet about expressing the fact that they’re fans, and it seems like that’s hit the ultimate rough spot for a lot of insecure men. On Thursday, Jordan was on Hot Ones, where he talked about being into anime–that, for some reason, got dudes on the internet wondering why their middle school girlfriend made fun of them for watching cartoons but still have a crush on Michael B Jordan. One guy sent out a particularly pathetic tweet about Jordan’s height, living situation, and love of anime and it got so much attention, Michael just had to respond.
Michael B Jordan Is A 5’9” Adult Man That Loves Anime & Lives With His Parents….Y’all Told Me All Of Those Things Were Unacceptable Though
— Chris (@chrisfrom_216) February 22, 2018
First of All I’m 6ft and they live with ME, put some respeck on my name. LOL…aaaand goku & naruto are real ones 🙌🏾 lol https://t.co/QspyHD2zwH
— Michael B. Jordan (@michaelb4jordan) February 23, 2018
Yes I’m sure those are the ONLY differences between you and him lol
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 23, 2018
Sir, Michael B. Jordan moved his parents in with HIM. YOU’RE living with your parents because you call out of your UPS shifts 3 times a week and cant afford a place of your own. And men reaaaaalllly want Jordan to be under 6 foot tall.
Unsurprisingly, that man who got a MBJ clapback isn’t the only one on the internet in his feelings over Michael B. Jordan. Dudes everywhere have their panties in a bunch over the idea that another man is getting all of the attention for once….at this point, it seems like more men than women are on the internet talking about him, sadly.
Check out some of the guys airing out their disbelief on twitter, confused over how girls can be sooooo into Michael B. Jordan and not them. Things will get better, fellas….
Not even hating but Michael B..the most normal looking nigga ever & the fact women find him attractive, y’all can think any1 look good.
— D'Ante 🕊. (@DanteGoldz) February 18, 2018
— Ahmed/I can never be JOE BUDDEN TO MY BRADAS (@big_business_) February 18, 2018
Her: “babe I’m hungry”
Him: “go ask Michael b Jordan”
— Aaron Lau (@whoisaaronlau) February 23, 2018
Grown men really tried to turn Michael B Jordan’s parents living with him to “dont he live with his parents?” cause he getting bitches. You niggas hilarious
— Rob (@AintRob) February 23, 2018
“Michael b Jordan is short and y’all still wanna give him some pussy! WTF I THOUGHT YALL DIDNT LIKE SHORT NIGGAS” pic.twitter.com/7ZOuRHwaRP
— Gym Jones 🅱️🅱️🅱️ (@JeyTheVillain) February 22, 2018
Watching all the pained, short, broke fellows that watch anime that are comparing themselves to Michael B Jordan… lmaooooooo. pic.twitter.com/GdFZwTtJu4
— Sensei Z © (@gaby_momoh) February 23, 2018
Michael B Jordan not even 5 foot 9. Nigga basically 6 feet. I thought he was apart of short man gang…due to this unfortunate development, i will continue to hate on his ass at maximum level.
— DJ Fapademiks (@Just_Cardo) February 22, 2018
Where was all you thirsty ass women when Michael B. Jordan was in Fruitvale Station 🤔
— SUGE KNIGHT THE SOLO🐶 (@CheQOwtDawg) February 21, 2018
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Crazy how women say they like black men but they really just like niggas like Michael B. Jordan
— 2016 FINALS KYRIE IRVING (@301KHM) February 19, 2018
Michael B. Jordan is 5'9"? So all I gotta do is tell women my height is Michael B. Jordan now?? Bruh, dating bout to be a BREEZE!!! pic.twitter.com/J5wO8freSY
— M'Bwash (@B_Wash5) February 22, 2018
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