Human Canker Sore Stacey Dash’s Official Congressional Announcement Had The Entire Country Laughing At Her
Stacey Dash Catches Another Dragging
Here we are. Stacey Dash wants to be a Congresswoman in California. But not just any part of Cali, the part that includes COMPTON. You know, black a$$ blackity black Compton. Yeah, that one. And, well, it’s not going the way she planned. Twitter immediately hopped on her neck and wouldn’t let up. Rightfully so. Dash been trash. Wait, did we just come up with her campaign slogan? Yup.
Stacey Dash is running for Congress in a district that includes Compton and Watts. She couldn’t even convince someone to give her extra jelly for her biscuit out that way. Bless her heart. (blame @XavierDLeau for sharing this news.) https://t.co/Xq4T7odtWV
— Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) February 26, 2018
Take a look at the dragging.
Hell will freeze over before I let Stacey Dash represent Compton. Whatever the maximum donation I can give to her opponent, consider it done! https://t.co/zcRfLAymIQ
— Travon Free (@Travon) February 26, 2018
YES Stacey Dash! We need more Clueless politicians!
— The Opposition (@TheOpposition) February 26, 2018
only thing I want to see Stacey Dash running for is her plane in the All Falls Down music video am I right folks
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) February 26, 2018
So Stacey Dash just filed to run for Congress in California’s 44th district that includes Long Beach and Compton. Has she not suffered enough humiliation? pic.twitter.com/eeOvdQfLwg
— ✊🏿 (@dmnorwood) February 26, 2018
It is rumored that Stacey Dash will be signing DVD copies of Clueless in front of the Subway Scott Baio works at to fundraise for her campaign.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 26, 2018
Stacey Dash once said that "we need to get rid of channels like BET and the BET Awards and the Image Awards."
She also says we need to get rid of Black History Month.
So, yeah, she's not gonna win in Compton.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) February 26, 2018
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Stacey Dash representing Compton is like Mike Pence representing the Playboy Mansion.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 26, 2018
“Stacey Dash is running for Congress" pic.twitter.com/Wlm4uWoy0q
— Robert Kessler (@robertkessler) February 26, 2018
"Stacey Dash" pic.twitter.com/FLNJFklm0C
— TRose ✊🏾 (@karmamar55) February 26, 2018
Will Scott Baio be Stacey Dash's campaign manager? Asking for Compton.
— Aleem, President of The Secret Society (@MisterAleem) February 27, 2018
Me watching Stacey Dash not get nan black vote. Access to #Wakanda🙅🏽♀️ Denied pic.twitter.com/6eaDHDHbJg
— Bon Bagay✨ 🇭🇹🇪🇷 (@Kamifaine) February 26, 2018
If Stacey Dash is running against half a tuna sandwich left out in the sun and covered in flies, I'd vote for the tuna sandwich.
— Gary Foss (@garyvfoss) February 27, 2018
The amount of “she’s clueless” jokes Stacey Dash’s opponent’s campaign can make are probably infinite and I am fully in favor pic.twitter.com/RwpEceZiYF
— Mike McCabe™ (@MikeMcCabeSad) February 27, 2018
The only thing worst than celebrities running for political office is D List celebrities running for office.
See: Stacey Dash
— Khaled Beydoun (@KhaledBeydoun) February 27, 2018
First off I might have to go down to Watts and Compton just to canvass against Stacey Dash my damn self.
You might see me on the Corner of Comp Blvd and El Segundo with a damn sign. I'm not playing.
— Amene (@Ange_Amene) February 26, 2018
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