Cam Newton Takes Vow Of Celibacy

Source: Chris Graythen / Getty

Sày IT à1nt SÖÖÖÖÖ!

Cam Newton Takes Vow Of Celibacy

Yes, Cam Newton is STILL typing in hieroglyphics but NO, he will not smash your Pantherette parts to Càrôl1nà CRUMßLÊS.

The Carolina Panthers Quarterback is currently in the middle of a sexually suppressing change that he says will make him “mentally stronger.”

He recently appeared on “The Late Late Show” and told James Corden that he’s been celibate throughout the month of March and plans to stay that way. According to Cam he already challenged himself to go vegan, so now he’s stepping things up—and not knocking anything down.

“For March, no climax,” said Cam. “It makes my mind stronger. I wanted it to be challegening—that’s including no Wifi, no thigh thigh. So when the season comes around, I say if I did those things, I’m mentally stronger.”

Oh yeah, Cam?

Cam’s vow to NOT “keep pounding” could be easier than you think. There are rumors that he and his longtime love, mother of his three kids, Khia Proctor have split.

Could you stop Carolina Panthers pouncing your partner for a MONTH straight?