Jesus Be A Mobile Home: Pastor Says His Entire Church Was Stolen After Thief Towed Tabernacle Trailer

Stealing cars is a thing of the past in Florida. These days, folks are stealing whole a** churches. On Friday, a thief was captured on video stealing a trailer from Square Root Church in Cooper City, Florida, which contained all the churches furniture and supplies.

Reports say that the contents of the trailer included church signs, supplies, furniture and children’s toys that had been collected over three years. The church uses the trailer space for everything from worship to a nursery and/or activity area for the kids. Pastor Daniel Rios told Local 10 News:

“They can steal the trailer but they can’t steal the Lord. We came in here and we worshipped and we did what we do because what we do is not based inside of an outfit.”

This past Sunday, the congregation of about 200 spent the entire service on the sanctuary’s floor. The thief is still at large, and the pastor just hopes to get the churches things back by Easter Sunday.

Fingers crossed.