Tiger Woods Wins Masters
MAGA lover Tiger Woods has been to Hell and it appears that he is now back.
The embattled golfer won the Masters yesterday in historic fashion and to say that the golf world is excited is a gross understatement.
Tiger’s fifteenth major win and fifth Masters win also earned him a historic paycheck according to CNBC, $2.07 million, the most ever collected by a Masters winner.
That $2.07 million ain’t s#!t compared to what he’s going to make (for himself and affiliated corporations) in the coming future as a result of this victory that many sports pundits NEVER thought would happen.
And of course, right on cue…
*Cash register rings*