Guy Comes Home To Find Naked Intruder Drinking Juice On His Coach

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Resident Discovers Naked Man On His Coach After He Allegedly Raided The Refrigerator

In the news of most random of random acts (and also disturbing), one Nashville resident returned to his precious home only to find a naked man on his couch enjoying a beverage.

According to WKRN.com, the incident happened on Wednesday when an officer was called to the man’s home. The resident told officials that he opened the door to his place and found the nude stranger sitting in his living room. He said he called out to the man he did not know, and they responded by screaming and dropping the juice.

When the police arrived, they called for the man to come outside, and they said he emerged sporting only a t-shirt. He then LIFTED that shirt and screamed, exposing all his privates, according to the police.

The guy was taken into custody and identified as 67-year-old James Wooten. He was booked on charges including aggravated burglary.

His items of theft?

Ice cream from the freezer and juice from the refrigerator, all of which were consumed.

Smh, NEVER touch a man’s ice cream and juice.

According to investigators, the home’s bedroom window was slightly open and the blinds were bent back, causing them to believe this was Wooten’s point of entry.

Bond for the ice cream and juice pilferer was set at $5,000.