Brazilian MMA Fighter Beats Up Alleged Masturbator During Photoshoot
Fellas, under NO circumstances, should you pull out your crank your soulja boy when you see a sexy woman on a beach in her bikini.
That goes double if said woman is an MMA fighter and you are soft as your flaccid lil’ friend.
According to TMZ, 27-year-old Brazilian MMA a$$-kicker Joyce Vieira was in the middle of a risque photoshoot when she noticed a guy behind the bushes watching creepily. When she approached the man she says he had his penis out and was making groaning sounds, obviously masturbating. Here’s how the man responded when Joyce told him to beat i-…leave:
“Why? You don’t like it? Come here!”
As you might imagine, that made Joyce very angry, so she whooped his a$$.
Joyce filed a police report and when the cops spoke the guy he told them that he was only peeing in the bushes.
An investigation continues.