Florida man wearing dress and bonnet wanted for stealing baby food

Florida Crazies: Cape Coral Crook Dons Dress And Commanders Cart To Not-So-Sneakily Steal Similac From Store

- By Bossip Staff

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Florida Man Wearing Bonnet And Dress Caught On Camera Stealing Baby Formula

Florida is always gonna Florida and today’s example of the southmost state’s shameful shenanigans comes live from Cape Coral.

According to Fox4Now, police are on the hunt for a man who was wearing a bonnet while attempting to steal twenty-eight canisters of baby formula worth $450 from a local Publix this past Saturday.

Where did he stash them? Under the dress he was also wearing, of course.

How did he walk around with all that under his dress? He didn’t. He rode around on the motorized cart made for handicapped folks.

Police have not been able to locate the man and the article goes on to describe him, but honestly, we don’t want him to get caught so…RUN, BROTHA, RUN!

Or ride as it were.

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