Alabama governor Kay Ivey signs restrictive abortion bill into law

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Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Signs Abortion Bill Into Law

If you scroll your Twitter timeline there’s a good chance that it’s filled with angry and incredulous tweets about the heada$$ Alabama abortion bill that will essentially ban abortions under 99% of all circumstances, rape included.

Well, yesterday, the state’s b!tc# governor Kay Ivey signed that bill into law. Abortion is now “illegal” and punishable by prison time in the heart of Dixie.

In a statement, Ivey acknowledged that this “law” is somewhat ceremonial, but as far as we’re concerned that doesn’t make it any less nefarious.

“No matter one’s personal view on abortion, we can all recognize that, at least for the short term, this bill may similarly be unenforceable,” Ivey wrote. “As citizens of this great country, we must always respect the authority of the U.S. Supreme Court even when we disagree with their decisions. Many Americans, myself included, disagreed when Roe v. Wade was handed down in 1973. The sponsors of this bill believe that it is time, once again, for the U.S. Supreme Court to revisit this important matter, and they believe this act may bring about the best opportunity for this to occur.”

Rihanna ain’t feelin’ this dingy broad neither.

F**k any and everybody who thinks they have the right to legislate women’s bodies. Especially this Aunt Lydia lookin’ bish.