Woman Attacks Wife For Accidentally Washing Her Drugs

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Woman Attacks Wife For Accidentally Washing Her Drugs

Another day, another story about random ridiculousness. A 30-year-old Louisiana woman is in custody after authorities say she attacked her wife with a bedpost. In a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, police claim that Ashley Perkins went ham on her wife while visiting relatives in a Pensacola, Florida suburb.

Perkins allegedly struck her spouse with a detached bedpost after the wife accidentally washed her weed in the washing machine.

They describe it like this;

During an “altercation over missing marijuana,” Perkins allegedly struck her wife “several times with a detached bedpost about her legs, head, and left arm.”

Authorities labeled the bedpost a “deadly blunt object” and arrested Perkins.

Perkins reportedly first told police that her wife “rolled over” a loose bedpost during their confrontation but then alleged that the wife “picked up the bedpost and began beating herself,” instead, police said.

She was charged with aggravated battery and spent two days in jail before being sprung on $25,000 bond.