Our Fave Nollywood Star & His Calculations Are Winning The Internet

so if it starts at 3:30 i have to be there at 3:20 that means i have to leave by 2:15 which means i have to start getting ready at 12 so i need to wake up at 10 which means i need to go to bed by pic.twitter.com/pUXkKoV7dG

— ✧ NAY ✧ (@naylassala) June 28, 2019

Me recalling that time i spent a unnecessary $400 about 3 years ago and how i coulda used it today pic.twitter.com/UAnrEyxqGA

— Darrius Malik (@DarriusMalik) June 24, 2019

Is she mad because I’m mad or Is she mad I’m mad about her being mad or maybe she was already mad and me being mad made it worse pic.twitter.com/oEVFdE3Fbu

— 🦍 (@LaRossi1000) June 25, 2019

so if it starts at 3:30 i have to be there at 3:20 that means i have to leave by 2:15 which means i have to start getting ready at 12 so i need to wake up at 10 which means i need to go to bed by pic.twitter.com/pUXkKoV7dG

— ✧ NAY ✧ (@naylassala) June 28, 2019

Me recalling that time i spent a unnecessary $400 about 3 years ago and how i coulda used it today pic.twitter.com/UAnrEyxqGA

— Darrius Malik (@DarriusMalik) June 24, 2019

My baby is a (Ten)
We dressing to the (Nine)
He pick me up, we (Eight)
Make me feel so lucky (Seven)
He kiss me in his (Six)
We be making love in (Five)
Still the one I do this (Four)
I’m tryna make us (Three)
From that (Two)
Still the (One)
pic.twitter.com/kav5jIYPBZ

— Matthew A. Cherry 🏁 (@MatthewACherry) June 24, 2019

Left Eye: This is how a group can sell 10 million records and be broke. And everyone get ready to do your math

Me: pic.twitter.com/W4EBmRbND2

— Cooter Brown (@New_Jack) June 26, 2019

Musiq Soulchild: M-A-R-Y-H-O-W-C-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-B-E-S-O-C-R-U-E-L-T-O-M-E-M-Y Love

Me:
pic.twitter.com/kav5jIYPBZ

— Matthew A. Cherry 🏁 (@MatthewACherry) June 26, 2019

When you play back an argument in your head and realize you left out a valid point that could’ve won you the argument pic.twitter.com/6AcyQR5wWk

— DJ JWATTZ⚡️ (@DJJWATTZ) June 26, 2019

Erykah Badu : I….was going under water….with $3 and 6 dimes….yeah you may laugh…cause you did not do your math….

Me : pic.twitter.com/mgF3zQbL1g

— Donovan Reynolds (@realdonreynolds) June 25, 2019

My Caucasian neighbor just yelled at her son saying ..“son of a bitch” …pic.twitter.com/APtX92fami

— 🇯🇵|| IG: YXNGBLXCK (@anxsuu) June 29, 2019

Good morning to my non african twitter friends ! You have been seeing these two in all the memes Just want y’all to know these two are very famous actors in Nigeria. Osita Iheme and Chinedu Ikedieze aka Aki and paw paw . They are both grown men as well . pic.twitter.com/JiXzKDsPSW

— YoungPapi PalmWine 🇳🇬 (@Younggprinceee) June 29, 2019