Y’all Wack A$$ President is at it again. He spent millions of dollars on a 4th Of July parade in Washington, D.C. that included tanks and war planes and all the reminders that America has killed millions of people in its history. Ah, patriotism. The party was to be fully of his most strident MAGA-loving supporters far and wide. The whole charade was also accompanied by one thing Trump can’t lie his way out of: the wrath of Black Jesus. That’s right. The only explanation for the downpour that ruined Cheeto Dusty’s celebration was a good old-fashioned Old Testament smiting.
As a result, 45’s insanely stupid party turned into a big old mess. Oh, also he did this:
#TrumpParadeFail God don’t like ugly but hates stupid even more 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/a4grrPWxuf
— just ramming the ramparts 😂😂😌 (@bfree2laugh) July 5, 2019
Yup. He talked about seizing airports…in 1776. Unless Area 51 has some REALLY wild s*** going on, we didn’t have airports to seize in 1776. This was all one big cluster freak and the reactions and clowning of that fool are instantly classic. Take a look…
Everyone at the #TrumpParadeFail sitting in the rain pic.twitter.com/PhflrZirDM
— morgan (@morgancried) July 5, 2019
Me watching the rain ruin Trump's big day pic.twitter.com/LZTRHxaTim
— jay smooth (@jsmooth995) July 4, 2019
The picture of Martin Luther King Jr. standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial is one of the most powerful political images we have.
Donald Trump standing in the same spot, behind a rain-streaked sheet of plexiglass, is appropriately the opposite. pic.twitter.com/b4fAI81OGc
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 4, 2019
Trump merch as rain gear, a mini photo essay pic.twitter.com/MXhFeEUsVA
— Andrew Beaujon (@abeaujon) July 4, 2019
Since it’s gonna rain in DC during Trump’s speech, I’m just gonna put this out there pic.twitter.com/V3Pvfyoma4
— tanks for the memories (@RaisingOneBrow) July 4, 2019
And God said “I’m about to rain on Trump’s parade. Prayers do work. Ha!!! pic.twitter.com/ybWdUgXP4d
— Charles Robert Lee (@CharlesRLee83) July 4, 2019
“First there was the stupid tank parade…in a torrential downpour …And then @SteveKingIA THANKED COLONEL NATHAN R. JESSUP FOR HIS SERVICE…” pic.twitter.com/WdTG8vj65E
— Full Dissident (@hbryant42) July 5, 2019
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Just so I'm clear, a draft-dodging coward put in power by Russia is now diverting tax-payer funds and National Park fees to fund a pompous & dangerous Military Parade to celebrate himself? #TrumpParade pic.twitter.com/16EAxJE0u0
— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) July 4, 2019
Look up karma in the dictionary and you get Trump’s little dictator parade 😂pic.twitter.com/rFNePa9lUz
— Gissur Simonarson (@GissiSim) July 5, 2019
The @POTUS believes there were airports and planes in 1775. This guy is not fit to fill a bath let alone the position of President of the USA! Embarrassing. #TrumpParadeFail #Trump4thofJuly@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/pja2Or3jxK
— Solidarity (@SolidarityScot) July 5, 2019
.@realDonaldTrump would not like this picture of his shiny bald spot from his hamster cage at #TrumpParadeFail today. Please do not #retweet. pic.twitter.com/fH04mxGprH
— Angela Gyetvan (@notgyet13) July 5, 2019
I feel like I’m watching a bunch of idiots take a shower together with their clothes on. #TrumpParadeFail pic.twitter.com/fq8aXBdBjI
— psychedelicatessen (@MentalRiot) July 5, 2019
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