Random Ridiculousness: Man Calls 911 To Report Theft Of Chronic Stash

- By Bossip Staff

Some idiot in Oregon called the po-po after he was robbed of his dank:

A dopey 21-year-old Oregon man was arrested after calling 911 to report his pot had been stolen. Calvin Hoover told dispatchers that someone broke into his vehicle and stole $400 and nearly an ounce of weed. Arriving cops busted him for DWI.

We won’t even ask what he was smoking, but can you imagine the grade?

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