Shai Wert arrested for cocaine possession after cops test bird poop

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GA Southern QB Shai Wert Arrested Because Cops Think Bird Poop Is Cocaine

We’ve come across a LOT of shady and downright devious bacon-wrapped boys in blue over the years, but these cops in Saluda County, South Carolina are a special breed.

According to ESPN, prosecutors in South Carolina dropped cocaine possession charges against Georgia Southern quarterback Shai Wert after it was discovered that the “cocaine” on the hood of his car was actually “bird s#!t”. Just like Shai told his arresting officers.

Back on July 31, Wert was pulled over for speeding. He called dispatch to tell them that he would pull over in a better-lit part of town as the police are not to be trusted under any circumstances. Bodycam footage reveals that the cops had decided that Shai was going to jail before they even saw or tested the dookie.

“What’s the white stuff on your hood, man?” the officer asked Werts, according to The George-Anne.

“Bird s—,” Werts answered.

“That ain’t bird s—,” the officer said.

Check out the entire incident via the newly released body cam footage.

This ridiculous arrest resulted in Wert being briefly suspended from the team until he passed a drug test (which he did) and the charges were dropped.

Moral of the story: F**k the police. All ways and all days.