Random Ridiculousness: $1500 Worth of Twinny Twin Twin was in a Goodwill Donation

- By Bossip Staff

An Ohio Goodwill took in a metal water jug as a donation and ended up finding a package of weed already labeled, sorted, bagged, weighed and ready for it’s debut on the street. The Goodwill glady turned it into the police station…

The weed, bagged and labeled according to weight (i.e.; 124 grams) carries a street value of $1,500, local police said, and was about a year old; leading them to conclude that the stash had been accidentally abandoned.
The police, in their thigh-slapping funny way, are asking for the anonymous donor to come forward. “If anybody would like to come in and claim this ‘cooler,’ which is probably an antique, we would love to have them come in and we’ll be more than happy to try and get that cooler returned to them,” Marietta Police Capt. Jeff Waite told Charleston, West Virginia news station WSAZ.

Unless the original owner of the pot forgot where he (or she) had stashed his, well, stash, I doubt the donor knew what was inside the ancient-looking jug; so it’s unlikely the perpetrator will come forward.

Or maybe this is fodder for some slapstick home-for-Christmas movie, with Judd Apatow cast as the ne’er-do-well grandson who comes back from basic training only to discover that his grandmother has donated his beloved pot to Goodwill. Already I’m imagining the scene in the Marietta thrift store when he tries to recover his drugs by buying the jug…

If they know, like we know, they better not turn themselves in because they will got straight to jail… DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

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  • http://www.everythingsmelo.com melo

    Woooooooooooooooow!

  • Woudat X

    good script idea…. now that it’s public forum dont mind if i scoop it!!!!

  • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    lmao!!!!!!! wow

  • memchee

    lol, someone is stompin’ mad at losing that stash.

  • Sheneneh

    Who donates a metal water jug to Goodwill???

  • lisamillz

    –dying’ @

    “If anybody would like to come in and claim this ‘cooler,’ which is probably an antique, we would love to have them come in and we’ll be more than happy to try and get that cooler returned to them,”
    LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • the truth is......

    i wish i was there i would have put that ‘qutie pie’ in the garbage and took out the trash

  • http://Bossip Lefty

    if only something likt that would happen to me some people hav all the luck

  • THE SoSelphish 1

    Thats crazy….

  • Peenut

    $1,500????

  • shirlene brock

    thats wild

  • shirlene brock

    thats wild,dont u want to clean out aunties basement now lol

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