Tiger “Cheetah” Woods Has A Vegas Rat Pregnant From Orgies Under The Name “Roy”

- By Bossip Staff

What in God’s name is wrong with Tiger? Some of our staff went to high school with this guy, and he was the most quiet kid on campus. Come to find out, this dude is a freak to no end and may have a bastard child on the way which is the real reason his wife came at him with a golf club.

Another Vegas ho has come out with some startling info:

“Did I really just get a phone call from a “Friend of a Friend” asking how much to keep my nose out of it. Sorry, but I am not one of these dumb Vegas tramps. I don’t care that Tiger Woods was having orgies at The Palms on multiple occasions under the name Roy or that the night I was at Tao he knocked up…… some Vegas trash. I don’t want to be on the payroll from the man “with the black suit”… I am more worried about the environment and concerned about how that Tree is doing that Tiger penetrated in front of his warm home. Take your hush money and shove it up your a*s.”

This guy is done for. This goes to show you black people; no matter how “in” you think you are with them, as soon as it hits the fan… you will be used as a shield and a stepping stool. Just ask OJ…

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  • chaka1

    Twitter is the devil.

  • Sergio / Straight from Angola

    First…………… I WON…..

  • 2much4u28

    Damn!! SHM

  • JB(Chic-fil-A bound)

    Tiger didn’t you learn form those before you:

    OJ, Kobe, King Kong, Barry Sanders, Michael Strahan

  • 2much4u28

    I meant SMH….

  • Sergio / Straight from Angola

    Damn…. this time i was second, last time i was third but next time i will be first… this time this ugly chaka1 won.. i promise you next time i´ll be the Winner, but ok second tastes good.. hahah ahaha a

  • Hot Chocolate

    Damn its all over now. Some people you cant pay off. I guess moeny can’t buy everything. I hope he gets the help he seriously needs. Also, this should serve as a lesson to many others.

  • txgals

    chaka1 you’re wrong. This has EVERYTHING to do with white people. OJ and Michael Jackson learned the hard way. Tiger is next. You cannot forget who you are or where you came from. They will constantly remind you.

  • ddiddy622 from inglewood

    like nwa says…one less.one less.one less bytch he gotta worry about…tiger is a white washed ni99a..lol needed to be “hood”trained

  • KeepNit2Real

    Tiger, the learner of lessons hard they are.

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

    @GGOODEIMC… I agree with you 100%, I forgot about that incident where those white golf people made that statement about ‘eating fried chicken in the back , or it was some hook nose white woman that said it and Tiger shrugged it off! I gave up on his white folks shuffling, uncle tom behind long ago!1 To he** with him and his white h.o.e.s.~` thats what he gets and these stupid black men will never learn from OJ, KOBE, MIKE STRAHAN, AND THE REST OF THESE SIMPLE MINDED BM THAT THINK WHITE WOMEN ARE BETTER!!Tiger Tiger dumb a** tiger!! I dont care what nobody (tx hustla) says that white man that introduced Elin to Tiger had a GD motive.. Do you actually think he would have been so quick to introduce him if Tiger was a regular black man not making billions.. give me a damn break.. NOT!!!

  • http://bossip miss dior

    At this point i don’t believe any trick that opens their mouth.Tiger Cheetah(lol)PR will soon realize the best course of action is for Cheetah to go on Oprah and admit he is addicted to some sort of controlled substance and sex, do the whole celeb rehab for a mth. He’s a great golfer but not much of a husband.

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

    Michael Jackson learned the hard way too, I know he wished he had of kept his wider nose , because all those white folks will do to blacks is use you for your money and call you a fried chicken eating monkey behind your back! All of those white folks still call Mj a child molestor even after he was proven innocent and the lying a** boy even said he was lying!!They took all thoise millions from MJ for lying.. now you tell me white folks aint the GD devil!!

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

    @JB~~ you are right about King Kong.. cant folks see how they used a big ugly gorilla to pick up a blond so called beautiful white woman and hold her in his hands and fawn over her. That was white folks way of saying the white woman is a precious jewel and even the big bad gorilla falls in love with her.. We all know thats the biggest bullcrap in the world ! White women are the biggest gold digging , un stable , fake materialistic, pill popping weird looking women on the face of the earth. I will never give them credit because they damn sure dont deserve it!

  • Caramel Cat™

    Ok, after hearing all this mess come out I have come up with exactly what is going on with Mr. Woods. Tiger was a nerdy, lame black and asian kid who likely didn’t get much play from girls. He didn’t get much attention and definitely wasn’t getting it in. Women likely brushed him off and didn’t have much time for his lame behind. Then it happened, he became filthy rich off his superb golf playing skills and here come the h.0.e.s. Now that all this tail has been coming by the pound he can’t control himself and the marriage was all for publicity and image. But, he just had to satisfy that salacious sweet tooth for the nookie and he has irresponsibly wilded out….now it’s all coming back to bite him…smh…

  • http://soundcloud.com/ggoodei-mc/tracks GGooDeiMC

    So true @Rose

    You do have to look at this issue as a ‘white thing’. Elin would have known nothing about this Tiger if he was not a excellent golfer making millions.

    Like the majority of these white women that end up with black celebrities/atheletes. If they were black men working at a Micky D’s flipping burgers as the day time manager…none of these…I say none of these white women would pay these black men the time of day.

    The shyt is quite sad.

  • DR.FUNK

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    txgals

    12/8/09, 11:11:am

    chaka1 you’re wrong. This has EVERYTHING to do with white people. OJ and Michael Jackson learned the hard way. Tiger is next. You cannot forget who you are or where you came from. They will constantly remind you.
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    Tha’ hell are you talking about?

  • DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    So once again, its not just the sistas, right? I guess other races of “jumpoffs” will get knocked up too, huh? Where are all of you all at? You knowwho I’m talking about! Where are you?

    I seeeeeeeeeeee you! LOL!

  • DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

    I am LOVING this more and more with every story!

  • http://rumorz.wordpress.com rumorz

    wow

  • resurrected

    HE has really messed up his marriage with this new baby that might be on the way… This will always be a constant reminder of his infidelity

  • DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

    So what have we learned from this Tiger situation class? Lets see:

    not only sistas have oow babies for pro athletes.

    not only sistas will get in a brothas behind over his negative ways – especially when it affects her.

    not only sistas hate to be cheated on.

    not only sistas have unprotected sex.

    not only a sista will put her foot – i mean golf club – in a n*ggas butt.

    not only sistas are jumpoffs.

    not only sistas are looking to get paid.

    I guess the weak excuses that weak brothas give for chasing white women are starting to dispell themselves..

    Thanks Tiger. Good looking out😉

  • Caramel Cat™

    @Old Timer

    LMAO! That’s because his d.i.c.k. has never gotten as much attention as it’s gotten over the last decade or so. He can’t handle it!

  • Caramel Cat™

    Hey Syd….lol, right huh?…

  • Undacuvabrutha (Into the Swing of Things)

    @ Rose

    Damn, you’re making some valid points!!

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