Top 10 Dumb A$$es of 2009

- By Bossip Staff

2009 has been a year filled with people saying “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me… What a DUMB A$$???” So, we decided to take a look at the Top 10 Dumb A$$es of 2009 and this is what we came up with…

10. C-Murder gets locked up AGAIN!!!

It seems that C-Murder has been in trouble the entire time that he has been on earth. He finally got a little break and was put on house arrest but of course he violates it and ends up back in jail. Then on top of that, he had another case and ended up with a life sentence. Now C-Murder has nothing but time!!!

9. Tyrese F*cks Up the National Anthem

Tyrese performed the National Anthem during the Lakers/Nugget game back in May. We don’t know who told him he could change the lyrics to the song but he did. Instead of saying “our flag was still there,” he replaced the words with “our Lakers were still there.” He probably thought he was being creative but the rest of the country took it as him being disrespectful. Next time he may just want to stick to the original.

8. Soulja Boy: Rich N***a Sh*zz…

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Soulja Boy decided to make a video that showed off all his jewelry and how much it cost along with the money that he stashes in his house. That same day a story leaked saying that his landlord in L.A. was suing him for $10,000 in unpaid rent and late fees. He removed that video real quick but of course… WE HAVE IT!!!

7. Fantasia Tattoos a Married Man’s Name on her Shoulder…

After Fantasia and Young Dro separated, she decided to look for love in other places like the T-Mobile store. She met a married man by the name of Antwan Cook and she was feeling him so much that she tattooed his last name on her shoulder. After feeling dumb as hell, Fantasia releases a statement saying that there is no tattoo on her shoulder. Let’s get this straight Fantasia… You’re saying that someone photo-shop that tattoo on your left shoulder??? RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!! You don’t have to lie to kick it Tasia…

6. Joe Wilson Shouts Out “YOU LIE” During Obama’s Healthcare Speech

Congressman Joe Wilson must have been on something the day President Obama gave his health care speech on national television. We really wonder what made Joe Wilson think that he could shout this out and no one say anything about it… DUMB @$$!!!

5. Plaxico Shoots Himself in the Foot at and Nightclub…

Plaxico Burress has got to feel like one of the dumbest people alive. How many people shoot themselves by accident and then have to go to jail for it??? Probably not many. Plaxico is now serving a two-year sentence for caring a weapon into a NYC nightclub and shooting himself in the foot by accident. Yes, the sentence was a little harsh but still… SMH. Plaxico, don’t drop the soap!!!

4. Lil Wayne Gets Lauren London and Nivea Pregnant at the Same Time….

Well, we know how this happen, but WHY??? Lil’ Wayne had Lauren London and Nivea pregnant at the same time. Lil Wayne raps about staying strapped with guns but it’s obvious that he doesn’t strap his other gun…

3. Lamar Odom Marrying Khloe Kardashian after only 30 days…

Lamar Odom is definitely one of the biggest DUMB A$$es of the year for marrying Khole Kardashian after only knowing her for 30 days. Khloe confirmed that Lamar chopped her down within three to four days of knowing her. Guess it was so good that he needed it for life!!!

2. Kanye West and Lil Mama Jumping on Stage at the VMA’s…

Kanye West invading the stage while Taylor Swift was accepting her award was one of the dumbest things he has ever done. Then Lil Mama decides to hop on stage while Jay-Z and Alicia Keys are performing… WHERE THEY DO THAT AT??? Kanye and Lil’ Mama were way OUT OF POCKET for these two stunts.

AND THE NUMBER 1 DUMB @$$ of the YEAR!!!!!

Tiger Woods has taken the cake for being the #1 DUMB @$$ of the Year. He has been linked to damn near 10 girls while being married to his wife, gets in a car accident and runs into a fire hydrant and a tree. Then on top of that, all the years he put into his career and changing the game of golf, he will be also known as the man that was a big time golfer that cheated on his wife with 10 girls and ended up ruining his image all for some ________________.

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  • Miss♥Grant


  • msholliday
  • mzdiva


    omar and miss thang
    should not have a child
    that child will have a big azz head
    …………….i’m just saying

  • Speculations

    2nd. I hope. LOL.

  • roxy09

    Hilarious list.

  • mzdiva

    and nivea is just making sure she
    gets paid for the next 18 years
    by having babies to rappers
    ………… might work

  • Paris Carter

    i agreee wid dis list! but souljah boy should be number one idiot for every year…even after he dies..he still gon be stupid

  • watchayusay???

    *adding to the list* Gucci!!!

  • mzdiva

    both of lil wayne’s babies

    will never be sick

    all that cough syrup in his seed

    his babies are cough free

  • msholliday

    OMG and please lets not for get ballon boys dumb @$$ parents … this list is just too funtee



  • mzdiva

    well if you think chris brown should be here

    rihanna azz should be here too

  • Get Real

    I think what Lamar did was more of a business decision. I didn’t know anything about that fool til he started dating Khloe. Let’s keep it real. Now everyone know him.

    Plaxico should be #1. I am not surprised about Tiger. I have been reading blind items for years about this fool. I think Mya Panache should have put him on blast 3yrs. Only in her blind items the women were not waitress, they were professional escorts working for an agency. I think that will be the next bomb to drop on that story.

  • PETE

    TIGER AND ODEM R THE smart asses of the year! LONG AS THEY STAY CHOPPIN DOWN WHITES!!!!!!!!! and stay the hell away from sista’s!!!!

  • Hotfyah

    I meant to say “would be gargantuate”

  • NYC Gal

    Ike Turner Jr. should be the #1 dumb a$$ of 2009 because he beat down Rihanna and then release an album. Then blame Walmart for blackballing him. That’s just plain dumb!!

  • B3 Fearless

    Funny list I think Soldier Boy and Lil Wayne’s situation should’ve held the top spots.

    @Peace & NYC Gal this list was about ppl who did dumb things not wrong, criminal things. That’s a whole other long list.

  • Elle

    You forgot Alicia Keys for breaking up a happy home! But that’s right she is a moral beacon of light, right! But Tiger is getting nailed to the wall for doing just what a man is EXPECTED to do! You go fig! Btw: I’m a female and a somewhat Alicia fan so I’m not hating, i’m just saying!

  • B3 Fearless

    Co-sign Get Real’s comment. It’s sad Lauren London ruined her career b4 she could even get in a mainstream film.

  • t

    lauren will b fine. she jus has to lay low for a while. hopefully the child has her looks and she’ll evn get brownie points 4that crazy as it sounds…lol…unlike women men dont care..some may but most dont

  • Socky

    Where is Chris Brown & Alicia Keys on that list?

  • Walter

    I think Plaxico gets Dumbass of the year. After all, the man did shoot himself. Men cheat all the time it’s really nothing new, Tiger Woods should be taken off the list.

  • Sticky-n-Sweet

    Where’s Sarah Palin? did an entire spread on her book, 35% straight up lies, 14% unsubstantiated comments, and the rest was whiny bull!

  • Rayna

    This list is ass!

  • BAPE747

    Hell, NU NU still fine. Lauren

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