Don’t expect Madonna to turn in her fame card anytime soon. The Material
Girl *ahem* Cougar, showed up at last night’s “Hope For Haiti” telethon just as ready to raise money for earthquake victims as she was to sniff drawers and flash funbags as the face of Dolce &Gabbana’s campaign. Pop the hood for a better look at Madge’s mammaries and her Hope For Haiti performance of “Like A Prayer”.
We’re not gonna lie. Jesus’ sponsor is in great shape, we almost thought she was Shakira at first. How funny is it that over twenty years after releasing the “Like A Prayer” videos she’s still walking around rocking the cross over the bosoms look in the D&G ads? Guess if it ain’t broke — why fix it!
All jokes aside, the participants in Hope For Haiti should be applauded for their generosity. If you haven’t already donated, you can still donate to Hope For Haiti by visiting HOPEFORHAITINOW.COM. All proceeds will go to five relief organizations actively operating in Haiti: Oxfam America, Partners in Health, the Red Cross, UNICEF and Wyclef’s Yele Haiti foundation. You can also download the entire telethon and individual performances from iTunes with proceeds going to the cause.