BDR Straps The Jimmy On Extra Tight When Smashing These Young Hoes

- By Bossip Staff

While making his rounds in LA for Oscar weekend Russell Simmons dropped a “Magnum” Trojan Condom when he was exiting The Cove. Hmmm

Check the details on the flip.

As he walked to valet, Russell obviously didn’t know he dropped the contraceptive and kept it moving. An onlooker quickly grabbed up the condom before anyone else noticed. This all happened while Uncle Russ was standing next to Kimora who is also in town for the Oscars.

At least we know BDR ain’t stupid enough to knock someone up. SMH @ the condom being a Magnum?!? Last we heard good ole Russy was NOT packin in the man meat department…

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  • LeahLeah

    bwahaha @ “not packing in the man, meat department”

  • http://. dance1233

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  • bklynlady

    A Magnum? Yeah right! That was planned….Uncle Russ does not look like he has the long strong…

  • swirlsociety

    its a very good pick up line, no words needed anyone check the expiry date on that wrapper might be a few years old.

    the girl will get home and go oh shoot that aint a magnum oh well seeing as you i’m all revved up we may as well go through with it lol

  • blackguys

    People always like celebrities, but I think those in uniform deserve more respect. They defend our country and safeguard our policy. Join, show your love and respect to our military heroes.

  • Jamillah

    As old as he is, it figures that he would know all the tricks. He dropped a “pick up” line without saying a word. The only thing magnum about Russy is his ego.

  • russydoesnotlikep_ss_y

    The magnum must have been for one of his prospective lovers

    I know you like big wood Russy

  • Whaaaa

    Why does she have to be a HOE? No respect at all.

  • shavondenise

    He might start off a Lifestyle dude but end up a Magnum dude! Lol, I havent seen much of a print in the countless beach Yoga sessions either but you never know.

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    lmao anyways some guys swear they fill out those large size condoms even though they ain’t packing like that but I guess it makes them feel better about themselves as well as strokes their already tiny ego lol.

  • rain

    Damm Kimora changed, A LOt


    Trey Songz told him to hold it for him.
    Even if russ lived a magnum life style, it will have to come packaged with viagra !



  • Kyla

    Well said

  • ***JUDY***

    It looks like uncle Russ has on lipstick.

  • Theorius Stylez

    Its true that all the money in the world can’t make you happy at all. Since Uncle Russ is always tweeting some wisdom, let me give a little to him.

    Uncle Russ: When you wake up in the morning and wash your face, If you dont like the person that is looking at you in the mirror,dont blame the mirror, blame the guy who is looking at you.

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983. 39 DAYS!!! SHANI DAVIS ALL DAY!!!

    Sounds like a stunt!

    I am pretty sure I agree with Kimora that he is not packing.

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983. 39 DAYS!!! SHANI DAVIS ALL DAY!!!

    Did he also drop a packet of Viagra?

    He looks like he needs that too along with a pen*s pump.

    He always looks uncomfortable to even touch women.

  • babygyrl

    well at least he was smart enought to where a comdom. so of these damn fools wouldnt put on one and would catch a disease. why do these young ladies have to be hoes?

  • Theorius Stylez

    why do these young ladies have to be hoes?

    Answer: These young ladies dont have to be hoes, However, all of your answer to life and human behavior can be found in books. That’s why education is essential for everyday living in America. There are many reasons that a young lady will have an old man for a boyfriend or husband, and some have written books and memoirs from all time periods to explain why they did it. In turn, there are many reasons an old man will date a woman who is young enough to be his granddaughter. Many of these guys have written books and memoirs as well, but love is often a lie that some just say in the beginning just to get her. It is up to you to do the research for your question, and make an educated guess once you have completed your research. Good luck and I hope you get the find the answers that are better for you to make an informed decision.

    As a man of a certain age, I value my age and wisdom, and I also respect the youth and energy of a young woman. However, I would not disrespect myself or her by thinking that there is anything positive with this kind of relationship. I feel an older man should always be a father/grandfather figure for the youth. Therefore, it is imperative for him to maintain some decorum where his relations with young girls are concerned.Also, the laws of the land is there for a reason, and should be followed and respected by all. If an intimate relationship comes close to breaking the law(pedophilia) its wrong. Wrong is always wrong like 2+2 is always 4. I try to keep things simple. Make life simpler for you and you will be happier with the decisions you make, and you will find making the right decision easier to do.

  • MsCreative1

    LOL..all that $$$ he have over rides his lil pee pee


    ugly rich old man.

  • And the Truth Is....

    … I give him props for even having one available on his person had he decided to get it in… yes, PLEASE protect your neck…can’t say that for many…ahem — Cromartie…

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