Dumba$s Robber Calls Ahead To Tell Bank He’s Coming!!!

- By Bossip Staff

On the one hand you can say Albert “Stealth Brotha” Bailey’s mama raised him right: He knows it’s polite to call ahead before dropping by. On the other hand, you might say: Could this chucklehead be more triflin’? Yeah, he could. He took a juvenile accomplice along. Pop the hood for the details.

Authorities in Connecticut say two would-be robbers tried “phoning in” to pull off a bank heist. It didn’t work.
“I’ve heard of drive-up robberies where they rob the bank via drive-up windows,” said Det. Lt. Michael Gagner of the Fairfield, Connecticut, Police Department. “But I’ve never had somebody call ahead and say, ‘Get the money, we’re coming.’ ”
The attempted bank job unfolded Tuesday afternoon at a branch of the People’s Bank in Fairfield. Authorities said a bank employee received a phone call from a person demanding that $100,000 in large bills be gathered, or there would be a “blood bath” if the orders were not carried out.

Way to go, numbnut.


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  • http://www.swirlsociety.com swirlsociety

    omg i was thinking when i heard this story on the radio before seeing on here “oh please dont let him be black”

    ooops i was wrong

  • Ck1

    Good for him!

  • SMDH

    I’m going to guess that he decided to call ahead because he didn’t want to have to wait in line at the bank!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com/ Choco

    Ahahahah that is soooo c l a s s y

  • Angel(formerly UrHeiness)

    Dumb criminals LOL & smh

  • Mariah H

    lol kan somebodi say first

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    Ya knucklehead!


    wow , what a smart plan. the guys a genius…now he is gonna do 20 years of federal time….what a waste of brain. Black folks got to stop being so lazy and go work for your daily bread. If he had gotten away with the 100 grand, he would be broke by easter….

  • sabrina

    This is the funniest #*$@ I’ve heard in a while.

  • White Rob

    White she devils? maybe if yall sistas stepped it up it wouldnt be an issue.


    @ getting down

    what r u talking about ? im sure this guy is straight hood projects , hitting black girls off…what this has to do with a brother messing with a white girl??????

  • deesac

    Humm I really do not even know where to start with this one. I will say that everyone wants to be successiful college grads, blue collar workers, drug dealers, and even bank robbers. I think at this time he should choose a different line of work that he’s good at, because this is not working for him.

    Humm, how about a cook in the federal prison that should work out for him.

  • The Bear

    See… this is why everybody should not have a cell phone.

    But I needed a good laugh today so I say THANK YOU!!!!!!!

  • me

    This dumb mawFncker probably would ask his mother if she’s a virgin…clown a$$ n!@@a…

  • SouthFlaHoney

    His mama should have aborted this fool……

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  • lips

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site- A_ge_m_in_g l e @ c//o//m a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  • Moreaces

    I truly never like to call people names, And I dont like to make light of the mentally challanged, but this cat is dumb, numb in the brain. I bet he got at least 4 baby mommies though.. smh

  • Moreaces

    3/25/10, 17:27:pm

    @ getting down

    what r u talking about ? im sure this guy is straight hood projects , hitting black girls off…what this has to do with a brother messing with a white girl??????

    Yes, I was confused at this train of thought myself, but I dared not go there. I think it just might be the sister of the brain dead that robbed the bank.

  • getting down

    It’s not my fault if your limited 10th grade education can not keep up with me intellectually.

  • The Bear

    lol!!! He’ll get it right next time…

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983. 22 Days. DAXN, Y'ALL SOME FICKLE AZZ PEOPLE!!


    He just didn’t want to wait around!

  • memchee

    …wouldn’t be surprised if he never attended 1 day of the 9th grade!

    too funny!!!

  • MS D

    @ Nas lol I was thinking the same way his a s s would be broke in a week. I swear he is dumb as hell.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mscreative1 MsCreative1

    World Dummist bank robbers…lol

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