Mmph, mmph, mmph. Safari World theme park in Thailand is making chumps out of chimps in a freaky tourist attraction where orangutans kickbox and bikini-clad primates walk around hooched up like Kardashians. Details on the flippy.
It’s a fight club for orangutans.
A safari theme park in Thailand has become a macabre tourist attraction for its orangutan kick boxing matches – complete with simian “round card girls.”
Safari World, on the outside of Bangkok, has been drawing huge crowds that cheer orangutans forced to wear boxing gloves and trained to trade punches and spin kicks.
As the heavyweights of the jungle duke it out, female orangutans parade around in bikinis displaying the round number.
After the 30-minute shows, the orangutans are returned to their dark, dingy charges, according to an investigative report.
“It’s sad that people would find this entertaining,” said Debbie Leahy, director of captive animals for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
This is just all kinds of wrong, people.