Chris Rock To Tiger Woods: “Stay Away From Alicia Keys”

- By Bossip Staff

Chris Rock has a little advice for Tiger Woods…

The former “Saturday Night Live” star suggested that the disgraced golf legend should not set the bar too high with his wife, Elin Nordegren. “Just say, ‘I’m going to try to do my best,'” Rock said during an interview with PBS’ Tavis Smiley, set to air on Thursday.

The funnyman, who has been married to Malaak Compton-Rock for 13 years, knows from experience about having marriage woes aired in the public spotlight. Always ready with a joke, however, Rock did suggest that should Tiger encounter “Empire State of Mind” singer Alicia Keys, cheating may be allowed.

“You never know when Alicia Keys might give you that look. What are you going to do? You’re powerless,” Rock said. “He’s like, ‘This is worth getting hit with another golf club.’

Chris Rock knows good and damn well Tiger Woods is not checking for Alicia Keys at all. For one, she’s not a skanky trailer-looking trash whore. Two, her mama is white, she’s not…


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