Chris Rock To Tiger Woods: “Stay Away From Alicia Keys”

- By Bossip Staff

Chris Rock has a little advice for Tiger Woods…

The former “Saturday Night Live” star suggested that the disgraced golf legend should not set the bar too high with his wife, Elin Nordegren. “Just say, ‘I’m going to try to do my best,'” Rock said during an interview with PBS’ Tavis Smiley, set to air on Thursday.

The funnyman, who has been married to Malaak Compton-Rock for 13 years, knows from experience about having marriage woes aired in the public spotlight. Always ready with a joke, however, Rock did suggest that should Tiger encounter “Empire State of Mind” singer Alicia Keys, cheating may be allowed.

“You never know when Alicia Keys might give you that look. What are you going to do? You’re powerless,” Rock said. “He’s like, ‘This is worth getting hit with another golf club.’

Chris Rock knows good and damn well Tiger Woods is not checking for Alicia Keys at all. For one, she’s not a skanky trailer-looking trash whore. Two, her mama is white, she’s not…

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  • Encyclopedia Brown

    When is the last time you raggamuffins wrote your own article?

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    that was cute. alicia looks good in that pic

  • Man, I just don't care™

    Doesn’t Tiger have an allergic reaction to women that aren’t white?

  • Theorius Stylez

    His wife’s last name is Compton? Dayum,Chris! If you miss the garbage man on trash day, she might bust a cap in your @ss!

  • tessa

    Tiger Woods would never be interested in Alicia because she is too black for him.

  • pynk

    YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983. 2 Days. Bossip is like a bad accident...I cannot look away!!!

    WHAT?!?

    THIS SHYT IS DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS!

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    **buRP**

  • Lisa4u

    Oh right because last time I checked a homewrecking wh0re is a respectable woman.

  • rain

    What HE MEANS IS TIGER WOODS WOULD HAVE A CHANCE WITH ALICIA KEYS BECAUSE SHE DOES LIKE MARRIED MAN, CHRIS ROCK WIFE TOLD HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM HER

  • Playlist

    This is beyond dumb.

  • aleximaq

    Funny….lol

  • Dizzy McElroy

    Not funny

  • Caramel Cat™

    @rain

    I think we got all that, but the joke fell flat with the fact that Alicia is a little too dark in complexion for Tiger…

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983. 2 Days. Bossip is like a bad accident...I cannot look away!!!

    HEY CARAMEL

    THE JOKE WAS JUST FLAT TO BEGIN WITH. LIKE STALE SODA OR SOMETHING.

  • Caramel Cat™

    Hey IJM

    Right…it definitely fell flat…

    Chris is usually funny, but sometimes he can be rather lame with some of his jokes…

  • tg

    Sounds like some good advice – except the Alicia part. Chris and others better hold them temptations when it comes to Alicia, if they know what’s good for them. That’s the problem – a pretty woman and a nice body is a deadly combination for these married fools.

  • Meod

    she is too dark for him..we already know he is a rotting banana

  • chocalatetunda

    *yawn* ok chris that was wack

  • HF

    Now if he said Michelle Mcgee, THAT woulda been funny.

  • rain

    @REALLY……YOUR RIGHT HE SAID HER NAME FOR A REASON

  • real black is chocolate

    @Caramel Cat @tessa

    she’s not dark and not black!!

  • real black is chocolate

    Alicia and Tiger are not black, pls my black ppl leave mixed/biracial/light-skinned ppl and ugly whites alone!

  • Matix B

    @ real black is chocolate: And neither are you!

  • real black is chocolate

    real black is beautiful!

    Born dark-skinned black stay dark-skinned black!

    mixed is devils sh’t

    BLACK LOVE!

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