Oh, Lord!
Brittany “Heaven Help Us” Cantarella of Pittsfield, Massachusetts must be feeling like a real Ma$shole after running down Lord Jesus Christ. Pop the hood.
Yeah, that’s his name. MSNBC reports:
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.
Christ didn’t want to cast the first stone, forgave the driver and then ascended into heaven.
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