What The Hellman’s?!

Meet Katrina Bryant (r.) and Melanese Reid. They like their condiments served in a timely manner … or else. Pop the hood.

Bryant and Reid are accused of losing their $hit at Wendy’s over a problem with their order. CBS Crimesider has the story.

Fast food apparently wasn’t fast enough for a customer at a Wendy’s drive-thru window, who allegedly chased after an employee with a stun gun for getting her order wrong.

If that sounds a bit excessive, Daytona Beach police say 20-year-old [Melanese] Asia Reid is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, after she brandished a pink stun gun at a local restaurant Monday morning.

A pink stun gun? Sounds like something from the Thug Barbie line.

Police say Reid and another woman, 23-year-old Katrina Mari-Alyce Bryant, got out of the car and went inside; Reid allegedly chased Hill around the kitchen while Bryant cheered.

They left, however, when a manager threatened to call police, says WKMG.

But their day wasn’t quite well-done. After the incident, Bryant reportedly called the Wendy’s general manager to complain about the service, and claimed the side order of assault she and her comrade served up was in self-defense.

Sometimes you gotta leave well enough alone.

Needless to say it didn’t take long for officers to then track down the two dissatisfied customers. The officer who pulled them over said the pair made several spontaneous statements about the incident, according to WKMG.

Reid supposedly claimed that she didn’t try to hit Hill and that she chased him while “zapping” her stun gun because she feared for her life (food poisoning?) and wanted to file a report about the incident.

This is an awful lot of carrying on for some mayo and mustard. People need to save the drama for the important things in life … like hot sauce and barbecue.