In White Folks News: Judge Issues Warrant For Lindsay’s Arrest, But Ho-Han Can Stay Free If She Pays Bail!

- By Bossip Staff

We’re counting down the hours until the law finally pulls the trigger and tells Lindsay Ho-Han “Go To Jail. Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass the Chateau Marmont. Do Not Collect Your Residuals!!!” Pop the hood for details about how Lindsay might be able to escape prison yet again.

This morning Judge Marsha Revel had enough of Lindsay Lohan’s foolishness an issued a bench warrant for her arrest because she did not report to court.

Judge Revel set bail at $100,000 and said Lindsay can post bail and remain free until the next court hearing, IF she does the following:

– Drink no alcohol
– Wear a SCRAM bracelet
– Submit to random drug testing at least once a week

HA! We doubt she can stay out the club long enough to comply with the rules. She just needs to stay in jail. Less trouble in there!

Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley told the judge that her passport was stolen and that is why she was not present at court.

She is a fool if she thinks that anybody is buying that! You ain’t gotta LIE to kick it Lindsay!!!

TMZ reported that cops in Cannes, France said Lindsay Lohan did not report her “missing” passport to them. Which is the exact opposite of what her lawyer said during the hearing.

The judge was not going to be played like a fool. She told Lohans attorney,”Actions speak louder than words.” The judge felt Lindsay could have gotten a replacement passport and made it back on time, adding that Lindsay has had “a history of not keeping scheduled appointments.”

The law waits for no man! Judge Revel said that Lohan knew she was going to jail for violating probation. If she doesn’t watch it Ho-Han could be facing 180 days behind bars.

Good thing she likes fish.

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  • LuvN_Life

    incarceration is her only hope

  • Somali Ninga

    ooohh she goin to jail!!!

  • Jeffrey Robertson

    Even if she do go to jail she can turn it around cause she a white girl. She will do maybe 6 months in a jail cell get out clean her life up and win an oscar! Reason I know, is cause robert downey did it. If she was a sister she would have been black listed and done years ago. They always leave a crack in the door for their own.

  • SoulSista

    what a waste of talent. Some people just cant do drugs without letting it take control and she is one of those people unfortunately. Rehab hasnt worked, and jail wont clean her up because drugs are still available in jail(usually the harder drugs, which would be even worse for her). Next step for her is death by overdose. So sad. She was a good actress.

  • Mabel

    Linday don’t have a 100k. I am sure she will be trying to steal or hustle some money over in France.

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  • Love_the_Caribbean

    @ lovelybubbly…why punish the Caribbean with Linsanity Lohan?!! What did they do to deserve that mess?!

  • Wellhung

    She can stay at my house. I’ll bag her out!

  • Lovelybubbly

    @Lovethecaribean. The islands are serene peaceful and the people mellow just the type of slow down pace someone who has been threw a lot needs to think,get away from haters and negativity. I love the vibe in the islands America has an agressive negative atmosphere that rubs off on people.

  • HATE THEM ALL!

    send this freckly ho to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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