Some folks have an appetite for sex, others just have a healthy appetite. But the great actor Nicolas Cage only has an appetite for animals who have dignified sex… WTF??? Pop the Hood for details.
Cage recently admitted that he only eats animals whose sex lives he respects.
“I love all animals,” Cage tells U.K.’s The Sun. “I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex.”
While he stays away from pork, the actor says he favors eating fish and birds because they are “very dignified with sex.”
“I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles,” he adds
What? Where They Do THAT At? We don’t know about y’all, but the last thing on our minds during a meal is how the animal on the plate had sex RIGHT!
Guess we can see why folks say Cage is TRULY an animal lover. It’s even been rumored that he used to own an octopus. What sane person keeps a octopus in their house????
Well Nicolas, we guess you if you’re not getting any, at least you can be content that your food’s been getting it on to your satisfaction!