Donald Trump Picks Up Tiger Wood’s Sloppy Seconds

- By Bossip Staff

Donald Trump has recruited Tiger Woods’ number one jump off Rachel Uchitel to sit on his Trump tower. Obviously, talent isn’t necessary for success anymore. Pop it to hear what he plans to do to her.

F*ckin for tracks has become the new job interview. Rachel Uchitels’ only claim to fame is smashing Tiger Woods, but it is the only credential she needs become famous.

According to TMZ, Donald Trump
— a longtime friend of Tiger’s — personally called Uchitel three weeks ago and offered her a spot on the show …. telling her she’d be “awesome.”

TMZ called Uchitel and asked if she was going to take the offer — and she said, “Absolutely.”

Although NBC has the final say on whether Uchitel will be on the show, The Donald will probably get his way.

Damn! Tiger Woods is so famous, a sample of his man liquid makes other people famous. He should bottle and sell that sh*t to stop the recession.

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  • samech



    Wow…this hoe done milked Le Tigre for $millions in hush money, and has The Toupe Don GIVIN’ her a$$ a job?

    She a hoe, but she sure is a paid one, lol…I’m sure she’ll be smashin’ the old homey if she hasn’t already…keepin’ the gravy train rollin’…

  • sholla21

    Sad that these women are rewarded for being sk*nks.

  • Rrrrroe Ski Love- A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

    True love to a woman is money and more money. Don’t get it twisted. Fame and fortune is what they are trained to seek from the time they are little girls. You have heard the saying -When you grow up you should marry a doctor! Do you men really understand the meaning of that? They are taught that and they live that and are ten steps ahead of men in their planning of your future. I emphasize planning your future.


    @ Rrrrroe

    Seriously, what generation of women are you referring to? My mom told me I should BE a doctor when I grow up…not marry one. Your mindset is from the 50’s.

  • Lady_Star

    Hollyweird lets anyone in nowadays huh. SMH

  • Lady_Star

    @THE SMOKIN’ SECTION – I cosign!! Both of my parents taught me and my siblings to be whatever we wanted, even President!!


    @ Lady_Star

    I hear that! My parents didn’t play…I learned early to stand on my own two feet…and I do to this day.

  • juliemango

    Wonder if he consulted with tiger on that1 Only in the great us of a folks!!!

  • auntdoggandauntfail

    it’s sad but in this county trickin is big business *pause*

  • A.M. Calberg




    No, I’m not a doctor; I couldn’t stand lab in high school, so I decided to take up marketing when I went to college instead…mom taught me to have a mind of my own too.

    Anyway, to the real point (and I’ll make this short, cause I listen more than talk, and cause it’s lunchtime), the only reason I commented on your comment, is because you generalized. If you had said “some” women, then I would have nothing to say, because I know some are that way…but not all of us. Simply put.

    Anyway enjoy your afternoon 🙂

  • Wannabe Judge Mathis

    I would think

  • densure

    why wouldn’t tramp give an excellent paid job for a hard trusted worker like me? i am a great worker and look for a job with a very high wage, my problem being my ballooned weight, and the low wage system in england….damn sad that bad ones gets the good money……

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