Random Ridiculousness: Man Charged For Stuffing His Pants With Stolen Sausage

- By Bossip Staff

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This sounds like comedy:

A man seen leaving a Louisville grocery store with sausage protruding from his waistband was charged with theft and public intoxication. A security officer at the store,according CBS affiliate WLKY, spotted Booker T. Bradley, 64, perusing the meat department.
Police say the man then stuffed packages of sausage down his pants and made for the exit.

The security officer — keenly recognizing the missing links — stopped Bradley and searched him when he noticed meat sticking out of the suspect’s pants. According to arrest records, four more packages of sausage were found down under.

The value of the stolen meat was $20.45; the suspect’s dignity once sober, priceless.

SMH.

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  • THE SMOKIN' SECTION

    LMAO…I can’t get past the title, lol

  • Zone 4 Representatives

    This is the only time I condone stealing. No one should go hungry in this country.

  • auntdoggandauntfail

    this aint news, people steal everyday. GTFOH

  • R_U_Trying_To_Prove_Her_Right?

    If he had stuffed it in his pants leg just below the groin, and smiled knowingly at the cashier, he might have gotten TWO treats that day.

    “Is that a sausage in you pants, or are you just glad to see me”?

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983

    Not funny; not news.

  • THE SMOKIN' SECTION

    Oh, let the old dude have somethin’ to eat! Redneck state Kentucky ain’t tryna hear it, though

  • makemewannascream

    not funny he should not be arrested for getting some food.

  • Guy Fisher

    He looks like Nicky Barnes

  • Lady_Star

    O LORD!!

  • Lady_Star

    They should have let him go with warning or given him some soon to be expired food. He was hungry – FEED HIM!

  • ebonyblonde

    I feel sorry for him…not funny yall :c

  • LYRICS

    DESPARATE TIMES CALL 4 DESPARATE MEASURES. N’ BY THE POST THIS MAN WAS IN DIRE NEED OF THAT FOOD!!!!!

  • nolikeyIgnoramuses

    “A man’s gotta Eat” lol

  • It's Me

    next time have a better plan playa.

  • http://fredba.xtgem.com Fred

    Wow! Don’t try this @ home.

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  • Jay

    Ol’ dude got the ill “stroke-face” lol

  • NtBlk

    “The value of the stolen meat was $20.45; the suspect’s dignity once sober, priceless.”

    What dignity? Doesn’t look like a man that knows what dignity is. Just another whino.

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