Random Ridiculousness: Slizzard Up Woman Calls 911 Begging For A Date, Gets A Date In Court Instead

- By Bossip Staff

Poor thang:

When an Ohio woman had a hard time getting a date last week she dialed 9-1-1 instead. The love-seeker was successful in procuring a date… in court that is. A 43-year-old Norwood, Ohio woman named Bernadette Music called 9-1-1 up to five times last week asking the dispatcher to go out with her, reports CBS affiliate WKRC.

The allegedly intoxicated woman called the emergency number after she was unable to reach a dating line, say police. CBS affiliate KEYC reported on an excerpt of the awkward conversation between Music and a 91-1- dispatcher:

Music: “And I look healthy I’m 5’1 and ok…I weigh 120 pounds….”

Dispatcher: “Wow that is better than what I weigh”

Alas, the woman and the dispatcher will not be making beautiful music together. Authorities had little patience for Bernadette’s emergency pursuit of romance, and she’s been charged with disorderly conduct. Her big date, in court, is set for September.

SMH. Who f*cking even does sh*t like this??? That’s like the ultimate “drunk-dialing right” there.


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    my funniest episode was probably passing out in a friend’s yard listening to “the grass grow” lolol….

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    LOL awesome ..he should have asked her what she was wearing

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    Ellen DeGeneres RIGHT ?


  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983

    DEAD @ this whole thing! Why did he even entertain her??

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    Well look at these dating services online full with lonely women/ men black & white AMERICA CANNOT FIND LOVE NO MORE. Where way to busy fighting each other and now ppl are loosing the minds.

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    Ellen DeGeneres RIGHT ?




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  • Panther

    Maybe she should’ve looked over here some black men will want her ……………

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    She do look like Ellen Degeneres.


    Pure BullshiT!!!!!!!!!

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