A Double Dose Of Barely There Blonde Baldilocks For Your Morning Viewing Pleasure

- By Bossip Staff

Kelis and Amber Rose brought their beautiful blonde baldiness to the streets of London and Hollywood respectively. These two have an awful lot in common, besides the short golden ‘do’s, they’re both free-spirited former muses to some of the biggest names in music who share an affinity for stamp licking dressing daringly. So which wild child wins in the style department? The one who forgot her pants or the Elton John impersonator?

We’ll take No Pants for 1000 Alex.

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  • Glok .. Name ring bellz....No one could do it better..!!!

    AMBER ALL DAY N NIGHT ..GOT DAMN IZ SHE BALD UNDERNEATH TOO…KELIS UNDER ARMS STINK ….REAL TALK!

    • Glok .. Name ring bellz....No one could do it better..!!!

      KELIS GOT JUMBO SHRIMP TOES GOT DAMN!

    • texas-rose

      LMAO!! @ JUMBO SHRIMP TOES

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    • Nostradamus

      KELIS looking a bit anorexitic
      or crackish

  • Glok .. Name ring bellz....No one could do it better..!!!

    AMBER GOT SOME FAT THIGHS MAN!MMMMM

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  • Ari

    Amber!

  • It's Me

    Amber will get her back blown out constantly if she was with me. It will be like um on X cuz every time she walks by me I will be like bend over and spread um…

  • nana

    The divorce has destroyed kelis’s career! She didn’t handle it well at all! She looks old and washed up. But I think she’s still a talented chic only if she will loose the strange shytss

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    team amber!! thick and curvy!

  • http://bossip Tiki Barber

    Amber I would beat ! Fat legs and all yo !

  • Get a grip

    Kelis is so fugly! Her nostrils are all up in the camera and her oblong head makes her look retarded.

  • Binkchicity Mom

    Amber Rose is beautiful (no homo, strictly) girl. Her style is unique and she wears that short hair well. @Glok – I read somewhere that Kelis doesn’t wear deodorant too! LOL!!!

    • Glok .. Name ring bellz....No one could do it better..!!!

      I CAUGHT A WHIFF WHEN I WAS I WALKING AND SHE WAS IN FRONT OF POPEYES ,..I THOUGHT IT WAS ME ..LOL I KNEW BETTER!!!

  • Matix B

    kelis looks like a klingon.

  • D.

    Kelis does look tired, she doesn’t look like a woman who has just recently had a baby, she should have her after glow poppin. I think that she probably uses too much drugs.

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  • Truth-is-Truth

    Amber can’t fvck with Kelis. But I will say this, kelis needs to let her hair grow out. She has beautiful hair.

  • c-dog

    I working on getting Amber’s body! Kelis is in great shape to have had a kid tho!

  • Dirty Sir

    No contest!! Amber, hands down every time.

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