You know the TV show, The Game, right? It’s the show that we all ignored on CW until BET picked it up. Then, since we clearly have nothing better to do, we watched the daily marathons in our draws in between masturbation sessions when we were supposed to be looking for real jobs. Now, we all suddenly love the show. And, because finding out what happens to Derwin is more important than universal healthcare or elected officials, we were able to rally enough support to get the show back on the air. Rejoice!
But now the show has to deliver. We at Bossip are willing to help. Here are 10 things we want to see this season.
10. Tee-Tee Gets Some – Tee-Tee is a loyal worker for our man Malik. It’s about time he got a lil bit of booty of his own. Give the man a break.
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9. The Return of Rick Fox – We hated to see Rick go. He was a pretty decent actor and a good man to Tasha. We want to see more of him. He’s Rick Fox for crying out loud. Rick. Fox.
8. The Reality Show – Athletes’ wives and the sluts they hang out with are the talk of the television world these days. It’d only be a matter of time before someone approaches our favorite ladies to be on a show. We’re betting they’ll accept.
7. Baby Time! –Derwin and Melanie’s relationship is as dysfunctional as your last Thanksgiving. The only thing that’ll make their clusterfrick even more insane would be a new Lil’ Derwin running around. Time to knock her up!
6. A Little, y’know, ACTUAL Football – Season 2 was awesome because it showed the actual Sabres football season. They went to the championship and everything. In season 3, it took a backseat to all of the drama. But football has so much real drama, that it’d work well in the show. Malik should open up a dog fighting ring. Someone should get a concussion. Do something to make the guys out there feel less heaux meaux for watching this melodrama.
5. Keep The Laugh Track – The laugh track is corny. So is the show. That’s why we love it, though. It adds to the campiness and tells us when to laugh so we don’t have to think for ourselves. It’s quite convenient.
4. Cat Fight!! – Last time we saw Tasha Mack, she got laid out from a white girl fist of fury. It’s time for crazy ass Tasha to get some revenge. We suggest a fair fight. In pudding.
3. Keep Stacey Dash – Sorry, were we saying something?
2. Melanie Becomes Bearable- Please. Can we somehow find a way to love Melanie? She’s been a brat, a ho, a jealous broad and the least attractive of the female stars. It’s about time we find some reason to not want her to get run over by a truck. This is not going to be an easy task for the writers.
1. Who’s The Baby Daddy?- We have a sneaking suspicion that Janay was lying. Who cares how much proof she has? That baby might not be Derwin’s love child. In fact, we’re placing bets that Malik got a little bun in that oven.
