When Tranny Ho Robbin’ Goes Wrong… Teen Gets The Shimmy Shimmy Ya Shimmy Yo Sh*t Kicked Out Of Him

- By Bossip Staff

SMH… Meet Rufus Bowman (above right), he’s the Cincinnati teen that went looking for love (and money) in all the wrong places this summer. See Rufus met up with tranny ho transgender prostitute Joshua Bumpus (above left, yes that’s really his name SMH) on July 13th and after soliciting some action, tried pulling the ol’ armed-robbery-of-a prostitute trick. It didn’t work.

According to Assistant Hamilton County Prosecutor Ryan Nelson’s claims good ol’ Rufus approached Joshua Bumpus in the 200 block of West McMicken Avenue in Over-the-Rhine (wherever that is, somewhere in Ohio).

“Mr. Bumpus is a transvestite prostitute,” Nelson said. “He goes 6-(foot)-3, 280 (pounds) and was wearing a pink halter top and pumps.”

“(Bowman) approached Mr. Bumpus and, according to Mr. Bumpus, was trying to retain his services,” Nelson said.

Here’s where it went hairy. After going into an alley to “transact business” Bowman pulled out a gun, triggering a fight between the two errr – men. At 5-foot-7, 230-pounds Bowman, who was at a clear physical disadvantage, fired his gun. After the bullet entered and exited Bumpus’ arm before lodging near his ribs, he kept on fighting and beat the tranny-robbin’ isht out of Rufus Bowman.

“He got the gun away from (Bowman), he grabbed (Bowman) by the hair and beat him down. He beat the (daylights) out of him,” Nelson said.

That’s about when several of Bumpus’ friends, also dressed as women, flagged down Cincinnati Police Officer Dave Kennedy. Other Bumpus friends helped Bumpus beat Bowman.

“The cops showed up during the beat down,” Nelson said. “The cops said it was one of their more memorable arrests of their lives.”

Despite his age, Bowman was tried in adult court this week. In addition to felony assault charges, Bowman was also charged with carrying a gun while under a criminal disability because of a previous drug conviction. He accepted a plea deal Tuesday and was sentenced to a a three year prison term.

“(Bowman) picked the wrong prostitute to rob,” Nelson said..

SMH… What a dumba*s!


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  • nana

    Bwhahahahhahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahaahhahaha….. Oh I can’t breathe… Am out yall

    • JenB

      That “bwhahahahahahahaha” s**t just cracks me up! I can’t breathe either!! He won’t be able to live that s**t down not one damn bit! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Thanks for the laff!!!!!

  • kerry

    I thought the one that looks like Tracy Chapman was a girl. He was probably going to ask for some after the robbery.

  • MissPerfect

    why is his face .. ORANGE ?!lmaoo

  • Luscious

    This kid will probably make the Dumb Criminals list. How in the world did he think was going to take down a man of that stature? His only chance would have been pointing that gun from a distance, which would have squashed his opportunity to rob him. Let’s hope that his time away will help him mature him into the productive young man he should be and keep him away from the street ho’s, be it male or female.

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    and all this was done after being shot. you know he/she was P!SSED!!!

  • divalious

    he/she has too much makeup on. Bowen wanted some at first, until he realize he needed his own money. So i guess he said i rob this dude, then get me some. A two for one deal just didnt work smdh.

  • Ray Breey

    lol…over the rhine is in cincinnati, ohio

  • http://perryone779@yahoo.com rose by any other name #93040263394 ™

    He got his azz beat down by the Orange Orangutan..ROTFLMBAO………..!

  • It's Me

    what kind of gun did dude have, must have been a 22 or a bebe gun.

  • its just me baby!


  • daisy jay

    *trying to think of what to say…gives up and leaves*


    Damn, Tracy Chapman got ‘his’ wig split.

  • mosiane

    Right??? lol!


    they’re both hideous #tisit

  • LuVn_liFe...

    hell i thought the one ON the right was a Female ruh ROH”

  • Carrie

    It’s downtown Cincinnati.Yes..i live here.Funny!!!

  • I_saw_this_one_coming

    And as “Josh” tap danced on the dumb nigguh’s a$$, he/she was reported to taunt him sayin:

    “I’m mo’ man than you’ll evuh be; and mo’ woman than you’ll evuh have”.

    Now, why in the f!uck shouldn’t “gays” be in the military?

    The marines should change their motto:

    “A few good men (or some a$$ kicking trannies).”

    “Josh” would have gone through those mountains between pakistan and afghanistan and pulled Bin Laden’s a$$ across by his curry-stained beard LONG AGO.

  • G.G.

    Don’t get a twisted…a tranny might dress like a woman but underneath they are 100% man and will beat yo azz like you stole something. I’ve seen some very memorable beat downs by trannys when I lived in Harlem many years ago.

  • Brian Pumper

    Which one is the tranny?

  • rain


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  • ThickLikeCornbread

    YUCK @ both of them

    Welp, Bowman will no longer have to ROB for b00ty, he about to have an all-u-can-eat buffet. Im sure the HNIC will pimp Bowman out for honey buns/cigarettes/weed, etc

    • I_saw_this_one_coming

      There’s about to be a “grand opening” on the cell block — Bowman’s a$$.

      He’ll soon be able to $hit standing up.

  • honeybun

    Damn, I miss Queen Ann’s – best hole in the wall bar in town…

  • jazzie91

    that’s why you don’t mess with trannys. They still men under all that made up female shit. haha Dude got his wife whipped.

  • livin n vegas

    he got the brakes beat out of him hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah owowhahahahahahahahahahahahahahalol funny i NEEDED THAT

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